Oluwashugar:
Na wah ooo, the system of education in this country has turn to "yam pepper scatter scatter". I remember we use to pray to pass jamb and get admitted then, now you've to pass jamb & post Utme, you've to pray hard that NUC accredit ur course of study, for senate to approve ur result, for jamb to regularize ur adm numbr,to even make sure ur name is on the master list going to Nysc sef...Giant of Africa shit!

Please, I graduated last yr but didnt bother to check if my name was on the mobilization list. Now, i want to go this year but my name is not on my schools mob list, what should I do? Do you have any idea or should I just go and register online by march? Pls help, our student affair unit is not talking to any body

Owliver:
Aaaaawwwwn* sorry dear. Do have a wonderful night. Same goes to every member of the thread. I pray God guides and protects us all through the night. Amen

Hi, Owliver.

kingphilip:

go back to school pay the 5k n you're good to go

please, will paying the 5k make the school mobilize me? I can't find my name on the mob list though I graduated and finished all my clearance November last yr.

Luchiana1:
..ehn(bends sideways) i wive am...not here

haha! Mak una see luchy o! Na my precious kiss u waste like dat? Do u knw hw much dat kiss worth in d love market?

sleekyonyx:
Hi, Owliver.

Long time sleek. Goodmorning hope you had a good night rest

kingphilip:

so u guys r here tarnishing my hard earned reputation

retract this statement or you'll hear from my lawyer

yeye yeye

kingphilip:

Hmmm e b like say ur stepmother de use ur picture blow fire for villa

hahahahahahahahahaha! I nur fit laff o

pretty3:
Greetings to all viewers, observers and everyone. Hope you all had a nice day? I came to say Good night to you all. Sweet dreams. Less I forget, @ sleekyonyx, and owliver my boo, today wey I join whatssap, u both were missing. Hope to meet you there tomorrow.

Hi pretty, I had low ba3 last nite. Gudmornin dear.

kingphilip:

see finishing o
Na uppercut b dis

go siddon! Na wetin no concern u na him u lyk to put mouth*solo*

Morning! Sleeky,oliver

kingphilip:

it was fine due to ur scarcity

hope u won't b dat scarce today

I might a little bit..office work ain't easy esp in d bank


Na style I dey use advertise say I dey work hehehe

Morning e-family

erisegun:
my frnd! Idea la need jare*na me u call olodo abi?

wetin u b before Greek? if I hear

sheyman4phy:
Morning e-family

Morning boss. Twale*

erisegun:
Morning! Sleeky,oliver

boss shego I hail you this morning. Twale*

Owliver:
Long time sleek. Goodmorning hope you had a good night rest

Yes deary.

Bukolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na only you no miss me yesterday. I reach all the chats oooh. Goodmorning sha

Owliver:
boss shego I hail you this morning. Twale*

...

sleekyonyx:
Morning Shegs,u luk 4 my trouble yestaday. .

no worry yourself. The perfect time for revenge will soon present itself. Be calm

erisegun:
Morning! Sleeky,oliver

Morning Shegs, u find my trouble yday. I wan tell u to warn urslf now. Bt no nid

Signing in.. just saw my name last Friday on the batch A list..

Folks abeg, did UNN release any official mobilization list?

sleekyonyx:
Morning Shegs, u find my trouble yday. I wan tell u to warn urslf now. Bt no nid

u don talk am already! No vex* i go stay my lane

haibe:
Signing in.. just saw my name last Friday on the batch A list..

welcum bro!

pinkiepetite:
wetin u b before Greek? if I hear

mø ma deal pelu iwo ømø pinkiepetite yi

Owliver:
Bukolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na only you no miss me yesterday. I reach all the chats oooh. Goodmorning sha

y u dey shout na! miss u for wetin ? or no b me u dey folo talk?

erisegun:
mø ma deal pelu iwo ømø pinkiepetite yi

rotfl! he wan shw say him b greek

Happiness, trouble, success, disappointment, joy or failure- I don't know what is in store for me today, but I know everything will be fine as long as I have my e-fam over here and I think about that special person (You know yourself hun)!

Good morning people!

#A15Party #July4

Good morning house. Please can someone help me check this Jamb stuff out. 05963692AB. i gained admission through Pre-science in Unizik. thanks People.

NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation
This tips are for prospective corp
members and graduates preparing
for NYSC. This are things you need to
know before going to camp and after
leaving the NYSC Camp.
MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that
you are leaving home for a
regimented life in the camp. Life in
the camp is deliberately made
stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may
confront you outside the camp. You
will not find it too comfortable, It' s a
camp and not your flat! Just be ready
for anything.
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very
Important one are
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies,
Surplus is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the
above items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or
Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of
items A,B, and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL
ALSO NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will
save you the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and
shorts (You will be given two sets but
you may not like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a
white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy
days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it
in the camp but it will be more
expensive) and a permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap
and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and
two pairs of casual wear. Just have
them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important
especially for those dat sweat like....
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/
Rechargeable lamp (small one
please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please)
cup and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good
cash please depending on how you
spend.
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go
early. If you are posted to a far state,
go the day before the camp opens.
They will allow you in. Going late will
make you go through registration
stress. Be warned !
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They don't want
u to bring in prohibited items like
iron, knife, bombs, etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bed space.
Then the paper registrations proper.
Make everything ready. Look out for
information pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get
your kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the
marker to write your Code Number
(CN) on them 'sharp-sharp" You will
also be given a tag that will show
your CN. That will be your ID Card
temporarily. You take it
EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be
given a meal ticket. Misplace it and
forget about NYSC food (hunger will
finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get moni)
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full
days. The 21st day is the day you will
leave camp.
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only
your T-shirt and shorts with the
tennis shoe are allowed on you. No
room for casual wears. Parade/
marching training starts immediately.
The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all.
You will have the first one that same
Day One. Watch Out! people could
be fainting on the Parade Ground.
You won't faint, calm down... So eat
well. It's the stress that causes their
fainting. Don't form superman o,
EAT !
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am.
Everybody gathers at the Parade
Ground (PG) at 5:30am. You have
your praise, worship and prayer the
Christian and Muslim ways. Blah-
blah-blah till
the day breaks finally. Breakfast
follows!
After eating, you will be called out
again for the series of programmes
lined up for you. Then you have your
lunch. Rest a little and you are out
again for evening parade. Then later
your dinner. This will repeat itself
everyday perhaps except on Sunday.
THE FOOD
You may not like the food. You can
always go to the Mammy Market
(MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your
'tank' with delicacies at your cost.
STEALING
This is 'legalized'. They can steal
anything. Be wise.
SOLDIERS
Hmmm, Obey them o. They can
punish you. No walking, its all jogging
wen they call u. Don't prostrate or
kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it
the soldier way. They could be
friendly anyway.
Be wise.
ALLOWEE
Your first allowance will be given to
you in the camp cash. All other ones
will be through the bank. You will get
Bicycle Allowance.
PHOTOGRAPHY
Photographers are ready to snap you
every minute. Manage your cash.
...............
NOW, YOU ARE ABOUT GOING OUT
OF THE CAMP
YOUR POSTING
You will be posted from the camp to
where you will work. The place you
work in is called your Place of
Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this:
most Corpers, I mean about 90% of
the Corpers will be posted to schools
(especially primary and secondary
schools). Only VERY FEW will be
posted to the universities,
polytechnics and Colleges. Please!
Don't lobby for your posting. Don't
pay ANYBODY for assistance. Pray
rather than pay.
Gone are the days when Corps
Members are posted to Banks and
Co. Receive the shocking or expected
postings as you receive your letters
with joy. It's a clarion call to service;
that's what dey call it.
GOING OUT:b TRANSPORTATION
When you get your Posting Letter,
the first place to go to is your PPA. If
you are identified with the Fellowship
in camp, you may first report at the
TEMPORARY lodge they will provide.
Then you could report at your PPA
later same day or the following day.
Please, when you leave the camp,
home-sweet- home will be on your
mind, having been used
up in the camp. But please, don't go
home straight. Please! Very few of
your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send
down vehicles to convey you from
the camp to their workplaces. Private
and some Govt higher education
institutions do. The Fellowship too
make arrangement for you at your
cost.
Commercial transporters will likely
be available at the gate too. Be wise.
ACCOMMODATION ::
You don't know anybody in
Damaturu or Ekiti! Where will you
sleep on the first day? The Fellowship
may give you a TEMPORARY
accommodation pending the time
you will HAVE TOGET YOURS. You
could be lucky if your employer gives
you a room. Many of them don't
give Corpers accommodation
anyway. So be prepared to rent one
at your cost. Your first 'allowee'
which you received in the camp is
already going down!
REGISTRATIONS
This is why you don't have to go
home straight. Your registration at
the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you
will be posted to is important. Failure
to complete it before going home is
the
beginning of a Corper's cup of tea.
He may begin to have problems with
his subsequent monthly allowances.
Do all registrations first. Then you
can take permission to go home.
Permission to go home? Long
process! You will know why it's so.
Well, I hope dese few tips will
go a long way.

Pls guys, is jamb admission letter still.needed for nysc? Not sure I still have any copy

Hello e-fam, I'm sure y'all slept well!

70 days to camp.
6 days to Online Reg

The day keeps drawing near! Keep ur eyes and mind open...the time is NOW!

Special greetings 2 my darl, Doublezero7 # chop kiss muahhh#

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