erisegun:
oh! Lord! Pls let nysc post sambar to Adamawa state to serve*so dat he can take selfie wen boko boy storm town"* by d time bullet pierce tru ya skull eh! Na heavens gate u go ask wetin hapen

dear lord pls dont mind erisegun coz he jez kidding,lord u knw i like lagos nd dos state wit large alawee nd dat i cant run like him nd i use nokia torchlight wit no camera so i cant do selfies

doublezero7:


Baby, don't listen to that woman! Na so she dey break homes! Ask erisegun, Owliver and babatawa! She be the reason wey mamatawa left in the first place?

smiling..nd you can lie.guy,i gif u hand o.i yaf mark your face too. Abeg i no b actress for this mofie..make i return to ma seat dey watch..wey dat pop corn sef. Ds mofie funny live

richybanky:

Ur letter too make brain, na one time Oga sodiq go employ u

Lol. I go nid re-write am sef. I c some small small mistakes inside dat one and since I neva get reply, I go write am in form of reminder. Thank u.

Sambar:
dear lord pls dont mind erisegun coz he jez kidding,lord u knw i like lagos nd dos state wit large alawee nd dat i cant run like him nd i use nokia torchlight wit no camera so i cant do selfies

oh! Sweet lord, sebi u said in ur word dat we shud always practice wot we preach*dnt listen to d crocodile tears of sambar*let dem post him there so dat he can live by example*tnk u lord4 I knw u hav answered*

Busyinks! U can't even say hello to me ur goon* oga fun e o!

horlajide:

Since u've deleted me on bbm and also changed number plz how do i get the refund of my money....Mr_J

Well, i wasn't around for a week, and i let that known that i'm going off. And no, i didnt change my number. Tell me if what you have is different from 07055***903 or 080373***37... The both may not go through last week but it certainly will now. HopE ur good sir.

tolustx:

ƛȋ̝̊̅ȋ̝̊̅†ε. 10Q.

Doublezero7. Abeg weda na for dream u hear sombori wey resemble me talk dat thing wey u sau I talk last week. Try remember abeg.

Na u joor! I remember the moniker! Lol

tolustx:

Plot 4, Block 14 Adeosun Str.,

Asero Estate, Abeokuta,

Ogun State.

25th February, 2015.

Mr. Sodiqyinka,
The Director,
NYSC Affairs,
A15 Mobilization Batch,
Nairaland, Nigeria.

Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF PERSONAL ASSISTANCE
I, OMOLUABI Tolustx S. hereby write to apply for the post of personal assistant in your company to help in the colation of requests and queries, processing of such requests, and dispatchment of reply to all requests in due time.

This is necessary owing to the fact that there will be a serious influx of questions, requests, etc into your office from next week as the online registration starts. For prompt answers and better efficiency, you will definitely need a helping hand (as long as you are willing and able to give a good pay for my services).

I advice however that the trial service given to all your subscribers (free service) be made to end on sunday, 1st March 2015 and subscribers who wish to continue to make use of your services be made to upgrade to pro (or premium) version. With this, there will be proper organisation, getting rid of a bottleneck situation that may probably want to arise and you will be able to cater for your staff (only me).

I await your reply as you consider my advice and of course, my application. I have however attached copies of my credentials to this letter for your stringent perusal.

Thank you.

Yours Faithfully,
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This guy is so funny. Can you handle the pressure? Can you?

erisegun:
oh! Sweet lord, sebi u said in ur word dat we shud always practice wot we preach*dnt listen to d crocodile tears of sambar*let dem post him there so dat he can live by example*tnk u lord4 I knw u hav answered*

dear lord, despite d fact dat ve bin told dat one of my enemies would be revealed to me 2day, i neva knew it would be an e-enemy lord hear my humble cry nd dont listen 2 him...lord u know u ve few sons and of wch am ur favourite nd i knw u wont want be 2 be in dos state he has mentioned nd d ones he has nt....dont listen to him coz he iz jez whynin u ni..thank u baba mi

tolustx:
Doublezero7; richybanky; Sparklered; sambar; Nakarey; How una take c my letter. Oooh...so una don hack my oga Sodiqyinka mail. No woº°˚˚°der. The oga neva reply, una don dey respond. Chai. Mo rogo Ooº°˚˚°. Sparkle, and I trusted u o. *sobs* and *walks away*...

Hehehehe... Oya you are employed o. Stop crying ok?

Luchiana1:
smiling..nd you can lie.guy,i gif u hand o.i yaf mark your face too. Abeg i no b actress for this mofie..make i return to ma seat dey watch..wey dat pop corn sef. Ds mofie funny live

U sha no like me! God dey oo!

Abeg. Sombori com 2 my rescue...
All dos babes wey I dey try woo as e-boo, na so so observe dem jez dey observe. Na to jst peep run comot dem dey do.
Me mst carry oge go #A15Party o

sodiqyinka:
Hehehehe... Oya you are employed o. Stop crying ok?

My oga, no joor! No employ the guy! If u see ow he talk insult me last week! Called me immature for telling someone to stop picking on a lady! Not any lady oo...na my sleekyonyx!

Sha no employ am!

sodiqyinka:
Hehehehe... Oya you are employed o. Stop crying ok?

Konfam!!! Ohun yen niyen. Oya Shoki...

doublezero7:


My oga, no joor! No employ the guy! If u see ow he talk insult me last week! Called me immature for telling someone to stop picking on a lady! Not any lady oo...na my sleekyonyx!

Sha no employ am!

The guy is crying already na. Ok, lets do it this way... He's on probation already. Lol

tolustx:


Konfam!!! Ohun yen niyen. Oya Shoki...

Lol. Some people are already on your matter o. Apologise to doublezero7 or you won't get the employment letter.

sodiqyinka:
The guy is crying already na. Ok, lets do it this way... He's on probation already. Lol

Ehen...na so!!!

Sambar:
dear lord, despite d fact dat ve bin told dat one of my enemies would be revealed to me 2day, i neva knew it would be an e-enemy lord hear my humble cry nd dont listen 2 him...lord u know u ve few sons and of wch am ur favourite nd i knw u wont want be 2 be in dos state he has mentioned nd d ones he has nt....dont listen to him coz he iz jez whynin u ni..thank u baba mi

hahahahahahahahahaha! Baba werey le leyi o*whine God ke? God 4bid

doublezero7:


My oga, no joor! No employ the guy! If u see ow he talk insult me last week! Called me immature for telling someone to stop picking on a lady! Not any lady oo...na my sleekyonyx!

Sha no employ am!

hater alert!!!
see iffa cash u ehn...

noordean:
which one will u recommend? i mean d one dat doesnt spoil?

cc Electronzeez

doublezero7:


Ehen...na so!!!

U know, bible say any tongue wey rise against me for judgement; e say make I condemn am.
Be careful o. Na ur tongue I dey pity. I for don condemn am sharp sharp. I want make u still dey enjoy d taste of pepper.

sparkleRed:

Come Erisegun! Comport ur self well, no lemme mend u, I be lyk lover gal ni


I go break ur balls, crush am anyow, no try me oo

Anty chill now...

tolustx:

U know, bible say any tongue wey rise against me for judgement; e say make I condemn am.
Be careful o. Na ur tongue I dey pity. I for don condemn am sharp sharp. I want make u still dey enjoy d taste of pepper.

And u dey find job? U better go turn native doctor! Nothing go make sodiqyinka employ I, aswear!

doublezero7:



And u dey find job? U better go turn native doctor! Nothing go make sodiqyinka employ I, aswear!

Wait now. Let the guy apologise now.

Sambar:
the yarnsh being a water resistant yarnsh comes out of water alive

hehe
orisirisi
that nyansh na sony product?

doublezero7:



And u dey find job? U better go turn native doctor! Nothing go make sodiqyinka employ I, aswear!

C dis man o. How bible take relate with native doctor. Na 2 parallel lines o. Dem no fit jam. I go load am wit reminders of my letter, he go tire sef.
I go even start to cheq dictionary, dey use big big grammar for am for each reminder. U go see d result.
If God b 4 mi...

doublezero7:


Baby, don't listen to that woman! Na so she dey break homes! Ask erisegun, Owliver and babatawa! She be the reason wey mamatawa left in the first place?

Who tell u say she leave

be spewing rumor up nd down

sodiqyinka:
Wait now. Let the guy apologise now.

Na person wey truly commit offense go nid apologise. Tell am make he show u d post. Doublezero7. Oya quote me for dat post wey I talk dat tin or else Wedonbelieveit.

sodiqyinka:
Wait now. Let the guy apologise now.

He didn't look like he wanted to apologize jare! Boys on this thread are rude! They just don't like me!

babatawa:


Who tell u say she leave

be spewing rumor up nd down

Sharrap u! So u can't cover for a brother?

Sambar:
dear lord pls dont mind erisegun coz he jez kidding,lord u knw i like lagos nd dos state wit large alawee nd dat i cant run like him nd i use nokia torchlight wit no camera so i cant do selfies

Father Lord! this nigga doesn't mean all he's saying
Father yunnoh Borno lacks corpers....
use this young Man to fill in d spaces
thank you lord...

tolustx:


C dis man o. How bible take relate with native doctor. Na 2 parallel lines o. Dem no fit jam. I go load am wit reminders of my letter, he go tire sef.
I go even start to cheq dictionary, dey use big big grammar for am for each reminder. U go see d result.
If God b 4 mi...

Super mods, please ban this guy ^^^ he is a terrorist! He's been sent to kill sodiqyinka with a letter bomb!