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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 9:43pm On Feb 26, 2015
doublezero7:



I meant that as a joke dearie! I am very sorry! I wouldn't wantto imply anytin to offend you sweet! No vex!
all others are accepted except sweet

please sparklered find a place in ur meek heart to forgive him

God na so u love me reach??

dedicating this space to my darling sparklered for finding a place in her heart to forgive omo jati jati doublezero7

sparklered Wishing u a great night rest dear

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:44pm On Feb 26, 2015
tolustx:

Oh. U don return from sambisa
Ekaaaabo o

eku ile
awon olosho ati awon omo gbogbo nkor?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Laposhdiva: 9:45pm On Feb 26, 2015
mayorsweet:
Very well...hope u're doing great too?
Yeah I'm good.

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:45pm On Feb 26, 2015
Nakarey:


Rephrase...I no dey undastand yoruba


meant Nice to meet you grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:46pm On Feb 26, 2015
doublezero7:


Ahan...dats bad joor! cry

The rat wee only chop the 'first class'! cheesy grin



#A15Party #TurnUp #July4

Looooool

ur the most wicked soul alive
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:48pm On Feb 26, 2015
tolustx:


Oobi tongue Rat no dey my house. Na clean house me dey stay. My house even clean pass "electronic Clean Room"

Iffa place hot iron ontop dat ur tongue ehn


arinfin osi
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:48pm On Feb 26, 2015
For those who want to post on page 400. If you sleep this night you miss it...... Its happening Tonight grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:49pm On Feb 26, 2015
Owliver:
For those who want to post on page 400. If you sleep this night you miss it...... Its happening Tonight grin

i'm buyin 5plots there
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 9:49pm On Feb 26, 2015
Laposhdiva:
JANE ENGLISH AND LITERARY STUDIES, UNICAL 2014. I'll love to serve in Cross River.
hope u no go fall inside the water wen u de cross the river ba??
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ABDamola(m): 9:50pm On Feb 26, 2015
sparkleRed:

Yes I am and a member of redcross
Red ooo
A memba of red cross too OAU detachment!

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:50pm On Feb 26, 2015
Nakarey:


Confam bro!

Besides we gon' need more gals playing the volleyball...I no want make people like babatawa and erisegun come dey ginger anyhow..let them go and play soccer. Zero7 u sef go follow dem play ball u hear... tank u

this guy sef na one coded womanizer
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 9:51pm On Feb 26, 2015
Owliver:
For those who want to post on page 400. If you sleep this night you miss it...... Its happening Tonight grin
are u serious??

it's either I am there or no one else
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2015
Sambar:
lmao so u don dey shiver? Oyaah beg ur big bros make i 4give u

No! i jes dey try dey cautious ni

beg who? undecided
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by doublezero7(m): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2015
sparkleRed:

Ain't cool na, if we jokin let's knw we re joking, he doesn't knw me so shouldn't say such stuff it's annoying, even if he thinks it's a joke


I really regret that joke! I didn't mean it that way at all! Got those words from Tyler Perry's Meet The Brown's movie! Please, I'm very sorry!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:53pm On Feb 26, 2015
Nakarey:


No be me...dem no born am well to talk to me like dat

i see!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nakarey(m): 9:53pm On Feb 26, 2015
tolustx:
A graduate in Biology from University of Somewhere was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since
the salary was OK, he accepted the job. 
The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job..

Rotfl....no be small tin ooo

I dey very sure say na OAU dem finish from.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:54pm On Feb 26, 2015
mayorsweet:
Na only (f) e dey see...Ashewo oshi!

seconded

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by chidexSmokey(f): 9:55pm On Feb 26, 2015
Page 400 loading...Owliver,pls reserve space for myself and Electronzeez incase we are asleep grin

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 9:56pm On Feb 26, 2015
doublezero7:



I really regret that joke! I didn't mean it that way at all! Got does words from Tyler Perry's Meet The Brown's movie! Please, I'm very sorry!
if u know ur tongue hand will make u a beggar cut it off

it is beta u do not have a tongue hand and don't beg than to have a tongue hand and beg tongue
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 9:57pm On Feb 26, 2015
chidexSmokey:
Page 400 loading...Owliver,pls reserve space for myself and Electronzeez incase we are asleep grin
no space for u n Zeez o

just for me n u sweetie
I've Missed u like kilode what's taking u away from me
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Laposhdiva: 9:57pm On Feb 26, 2015
sleekyonyx:
Hey dear sis, how's ur day going? miss ya
Sorry dear, my phone went off so I left it on charging n went out. How was ur day?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:57pm On Feb 26, 2015
kingphilip:

no o Google went on vacation

pinkiepetite sweetie please wats gigolo

Guy! there are lotta thinz i Don't joke with

My WOMAN tops the chart

if u try mess with ma baby boosky

I'll feed u to lizards, shey u dey hear me

pervert oshi
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 10:00pm On Feb 26, 2015
babatawa:


Guy! there are lotta thinz i Don't joke with

My WOMAN tops the chart

if u try mess with ma baby boosky

I'll feed u to lizards, shey u dey hear me

pervert oshi



do u mean it??
n u were here she went to lunch with tolu??
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by rmfunky(f): 10:07pm On Feb 26, 2015
Page 400 oh wia art thou?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 10:11pm On Feb 26, 2015
rmfunky:
Page 400 oh wia art thou?
funky abeg no shout too much make dem no wake up

come make we stroll reach page 400
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by chidexSmokey(f): 10:12pm On Feb 26, 2015
kingphilip:

no space for u n Zeez o

just for me n u sweetie
I've Missed u like kilode what's taking u away from me
Hmmmm.Kingphilip! I don't want to believe you are "johnny".
Anyways,I wouldn't be comfortable without Electronzeez.so,sorry no space for you.

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 10:13pm On Feb 26, 2015
kingphilip:

do u mean it??
n u were here she went to lunch with tolu??


That one needs food

u nur see as him.neck long

him nvr chop for three days

She's jes helpin a beggar dassol
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 10:13pm On Feb 26, 2015
Gud evening! Everyone*
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 10:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
erisegun:
Gud evening! Everyone*

evenin human

ur welcm
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 10:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
chidexSmokey:

Hmmm King philip! I don't want to believe you are "johnny".
Anyways,I wouldn't be comfortable without Electronzeez.so,sorry no space for you.
u don't want to b on page 400
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 10:16pm On Feb 26, 2015
babatawa:



That one needs food

u nur see as him.neck long

him nvr chop for three days

She's jes helpin a beggar dassol

na him take her out

she was just clutching ha stomach n was feeling terribly hungry before he came to her rescue
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 10:16pm On Feb 26, 2015
erisegun:
Gud evening! Everyone*
Welcome egbon

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