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Nollywood Movie Scripts by disease(m): 12:22pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
NOLLYWOOD MOVIE 1 (melodic strings play in background) JERRY - Baby its not like that. BABY - Jerry how could you do this to me? JERRY - Baby I was tempted to touch. She was too fine. BABY - But I saw two of kissing ***************BABY SLAPS JERRY********************** (intense melodic strings play in background) JERRY - WHAAATTT!!! You slapped me. ***************JERRY SLAPS BABY********************** BABY - How could you. Get Out. NOLLYWOOD MOVIE 2 OLD MAN - R U talking to me? MAN - Yes. I am talking to you. OLD MAN - R U talking to me? MAN - Yes. I am talking to you. OLD MAN - R U talking to me? MAN - Yes. I am talking to you. OLD MAN - R U talking to me? MAN - Yes. I am talking to you. |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by disease(m): 4:38pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Nobody: 4:49pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
He he he he he. . . . . . . . . he he he he he he Seriously,i don't even kno why i am laughin guess yr joke is a dry joke in itself Buahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha. . . . honey u try joo |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by princesa(f): 5:00pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
disease, even though i dnt really like you but i think i liked this joke |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by SeanT21(f): 5:11pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Haha. |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by princesa(f): 1:10pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
laugh like a lady, girl |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by origina9ja(f): 1:54pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
not a bad attempt but joke dry nd quite boring |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Arcani: 8:06pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
Disease, e be like say the symptons don come abi, Olodo, go drink faracitamor |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Gabry(f): 3:04am On Nov 05, 2008 |
Disease, I did not know this Nollywood scripts is more boring than those in Bollywood. Like in Bollywood, the couple go running running, rolling rolling, spinning spinning and hopping hopping around the Mountains of India and at the park of India and the Beaches of Indiaand suddenly out of nowhere in 2 secs, TA DAAA! They ended up in ENGLAND! |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by tytylayor: 10:33am On Nov 05, 2008 |
@disease cherish wat u av |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Gabry(f): 1:52am On Nov 06, 2008 |
nah. . . Maybe he wants the Nollywood peeps to go rolling around the mountain and click theirself to Scotland like da peeps in Bollywood than he will be happy sha |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:31am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Dont ask 'bout what nollywood would do 4 u. . . Ask what u'll do 4 nollywood. . . U can start by breakin'/vanda.fill in the . . . . Their property. . . . . A very good start. . |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by dyabman(m): 5:45am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Nollywood,bollywood,kollywood,zollywood everythin na olly and wood . |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On Nov 06, 2008 |
lol actually this is hilarious. poster that was splendid *watch out for part three* |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by dyabman(m): 1:00pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
na u wan produce am |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Gabry(f): 1:01pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
Am sure when Clemcy go produce em, it will surely get banned in the country cause too much blablabla goin around. . . |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by clemcykul(f): 2:45pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
who gave u dat info? |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by disease(m): 2:47pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
Very soon nollywood will become nollyplank. Na so so pako films wey dem dey do. |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Gabry(f): 2:51pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
Or NollyPoo |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by clemcykul(f): 3:13pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
nollywood remains wat it is. no bullshit |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Gabry(f): 3:20pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
It is already been bullshitted since it was derived from Holly wood. Same goes for Mollywood and Bollywood. All shitty names |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by sylve11: 4:29pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
great nollystick |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by tytylayor: 5:38pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
nollywood, bollywood,mollywood,hollywood,clemcywood,gabrywood,dyabywood . . . . . . . . . . .etc,etc |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by tytylayor: 5:40pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
Morufu had worked in a timber yard for five years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. He told the priest. "Father, it's five years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the timber yard all that time." "I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?" Morufu said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the timber!" |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by sylve11: 6:02pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
tyty, u don start again ooh! how u dey? i really miss yo |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Gabry(f): 7:37am On Nov 07, 2008 |
I dey fine and I really miss you as well my dear sweet sugar love |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by tytylayor: 10:07am On Nov 07, 2008 |
aw tnk God, gabry sleep today,oluwa ose o @sly wetin i do again o, i miss yo 2 |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Gabry(f): 10:35am On Nov 07, 2008 |
Sleep? When? |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by tytylayor: 11:16am On Nov 07, 2008 |
ur post was 7.37am not 1.00am |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Gabry(f): 11:18am On Nov 07, 2008 |
I still dont understand? |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by Azo(m): 11:23am On Nov 07, 2008 |
@disease how na why you dey yab us like dat. e no tap oh |
Re: Nollywood Movie Scripts by tytylayor: 11:36am On Nov 07, 2008 |
go tke ur choc milk |
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