Following their narrow narrow win over Andorra in the Euro qualifiers, momentum has gathered in the Welsh capital, Cardiff for the most expensive player in the world, Gareth Bale to be crowned as Welsh King on the condition that they qualify for the Euro Finals in 2016.

Speaking to First Minister, Carwyn Jones, FNN gathered that the Country might switch alliance from the United Kingdom’s Queen Elizabeth to Bale, who scored a stunner free-kick and rescued the nation from the delirium of not playing in the Euro finals.

Jones said ” Scotland wants to be independent with their Alliance to the Queen, but we Welsh folk will make Gareth King and by God, not even the Queen will stop us, even if she offers a personal call to Platini to see what he can do”.

The support which is widespread is now visible on the streets of Cardiff, Swansea and Newport, which large Banners of the player’s picture clad in Royal attire with the caption ‘God save the King’.

FNN tried reaching Bale for comments but Real Madrid gave an official statement saying that Bale was not for sale to anyone, even if his country qualified, Perez said “he’s not for sale at any price, not even to his country, we gave them Champions League and Super Cup, we can’t give Bale to them greedy ba*tards”.

SOURCE: http:///2014/09/gareth-bale-crowned-king-wales-qualify-euro-2016/

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