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Interview Joke by Tweetums(op): 2:03pm On Sep 11, 2014
Interview between a Nigeria immigrant & the
consular at the Embassy.....Interview
Starts...
OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
...OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and
stop wasting my time? What's your
personality like?
MUZO: MP sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
MUZO:- sir, how was my M.P sir?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!
Re: Interview Joke by opportunist: 2:21pm On Sep 11, 2014
funny
Re: Interview Joke by chuqudy(m): 4:17pm On Sep 11, 2014
This joke can MPP
Re: Interview Joke by menix(m): 4:28pm On Sep 11, 2014
chuqudy: This joke can MPP
As in Make person piss?
Re: Interview Joke by raniratna: 5:04pm On Sep 11, 2014
Re: Interview Joke by chuqudy(m): 6:39pm On Sep 11, 2014
menix: As in Make person piss?
exactly, you must be from Muchinga Province
Re: Interview Joke by menix(m): 6:46pm On Sep 11, 2014
chuqudy: exactly, you must be from Muchinga Province
Gooshh!!! U re so intelligent as Muzo phiri..
Re: Interview Joke by ATMC(f): 7:21pm On Sep 11, 2014
Giggles in MP
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