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Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by Nobody: 7:30pm On Apr 19, 2012
there will be night vigil service here

those interested should come and receive their blessings



*praying and singing*
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by Nobody: 7:34pm On Apr 19, 2012
worship service now
singing......eshe o baba
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by Lucario007(m): 8:02pm On Apr 19, 2012
. . . okay, Singing, who is on the lord's side i want to know...

Sermon time
Last Week -The minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
Today -, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by dbrightest: 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2012
Lucario007: . . . okay, Singing, who is on the lord's side i want to know...

Sermon time
Last Week -The minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
Today -, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

lol....
~vicky~:
worship service now
singing......eshe o baba

vicky vicky
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by bunmioguns(m): 8:27pm On Apr 19, 2012
*he enter d church premise with earpiece and begin singing to himself, Loni ni koni dola, omoge is for sure*
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by ekeroyal(m): 9:02pm On Apr 19, 2012
*sees Bunmi on the banana tree singing trash & urinating, uses a sling on him, he falls down from the banana tree with a broken joystick* cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

*He vows never to misbehave where people are doing gods things* angry
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by bunmioguns(m): 10:26pm On Apr 20, 2012
*He watches as Vicky dey shake her backasi dey gyrate for Church, He places his hand on head and shouted (forget he is in church)


SEE BACKA!!!*

Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by Nobody: 3:19pm On Apr 21, 2012
bunmioguns: *He watch as Vicky dey shake her backasi dey gyrate for Church, He place his hand on head and shouted (forget he is in church)


SEE BACKA!!!*

smile and gives him a big knock on his head for not concentrating
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by ekeroyal(m): 5:20pm On Apr 21, 2012
bunmioguns: *He watch as Vicky dey shake her backasi dey gyrate for Church, He place his hand on head and shouted (forget he is in church)


SEE BACKA!!!*



Still misbehaving? embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by swtchicgurl: 6:50pm On Apr 21, 2012
mtchew
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by ekeroyal(m): 7:07pm On Apr 21, 2012
swtchicgurl: mtchew

switch, good evening & how're you?
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by bright007(f): 3:54pm On Apr 22, 2012
Children of nowadays!
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by Ruqaya(f): 5:04pm On Apr 23, 2012
Imagine
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by blossom28(f): 6:40pm On Apr 23, 2012
4 church oooh shocked
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by blossom28(f): 6:42pm On Apr 23, 2012
in d church oooh shocked
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by Dankarara(m): 11:25am On May 27, 2012
Inside d church ooh
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 28, 2012
Dankarara: Inside d church ooh


grin grin grin grin

anything can happen anywhere grin
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by ufuomaq: 7:35pm On May 28, 2012
Ikebelakebe...na wa!
bunmioguns: *He watches as Vicky dey shake her backasi dey gyrate for Church, He places his hand on head and shouted (forget he is in church)


SEE BACKA!!!*
bunmioguns: *He watches as Vicky dey shake her backasi dey gyrate for Church, He places his hand on head and shouted (forget he is in church)


SEE BACKA!!!*
bunmioguns: *He watches as Vicky dey shake her backasi dey gyrate for Church, He places his hand on head and shouted (forget he is in church)


SEE BACKA!!!*
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by jackpot(f): 9:35am On May 29, 2012
~vicky~:
there will be night vigil service here

those interested should come and receive their blessings



*praying and singing*

vicky dear, what color of panties do you wear often? Is it Pink?? wink

Wanna know so i'll order some for you as a Democracy day gift. . .

Cheers! cheesy
Re: Joke Section>>night Vigil Service by Nobody: 8:01pm On May 29, 2012
jackpot: vicky dear, what color of panties do you wear often? Is it Pink?? wink

Wanna know so i'll order some for you as a Democracy day gift. . .

Cheers! cheesy


RE U OK?

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