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Funny Lives Of Nigeria's Politicians by adepiero: 6:22pm On Sep 11, 2014
1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland.
2) When sick, they go to Germany.
3) When investing, they go to America.
4) When buying Mansions, they visit London.
5) When shopping they go to Dubai.
6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas.
7) When educating their children, they select Europe.
8.) When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem.
9) BUT,when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA.
Abeg help me ask them, NIGERIA NA CEMETERY?

Naija politician.........dia ris God oooooooo

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Re: Funny Lives Of Nigeria's Politicians by Nobody: 7:07pm On Sep 11, 2014
wen diaris is election u go nw see dm for street eating corn and riding okada
Re: Funny Lives Of Nigeria's Politicians by ATMC(f): 7:16pm On Sep 11, 2014
Yhu killed the joke
Re: Funny Lives Of Nigeria's Politicians by Funniez: 10:12pm On Sep 11, 2014
In case e enter FP, I was here.

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Re: Funny Lives Of Nigeria's Politicians by seankay(m): 8:44am On Sep 12, 2014
I was here

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