all madonna university student, dis is where we share our views. watz up who is on d block

lawrence, unfortunately this is the joke section which is for jokes nna. Kindly proceed to the General Discussion section https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-9.0.html and post your thread there. Thank you and have a plesant day.

hey,im a former madonna student.wats up?
are u still in school?

well school has been cool i am returning to school today cos holiday is finished

Dont continue this thread pls so seun will not delete yur profile before you even start. This section should be for joke. let me help youm out with a joke.
A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and, ’’
He is interrupted by the doctor. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?”

“Yes! Exactly! How did you know?”

“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife MouthAction. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”.

Two weeks go by and the man is back. “Well, how do you feel?” the doctor asked.

“Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough. And by the way, you have a lovely home.”

Yes ohhh True talk nna

a guy was sucking the breast of a girl and then milk came out of it, shocked he asked her 'are u pregnant', she replied, 'no, it is not milk it is boil, is that how dirty girls are?

@lorenzo thanks for sharing your life experience

lorenzo407:

a guy was sucking the breast of a girl and then milk came out of it, shocked he asked her 'are u pregnant', she replied, 'no, it is not milk it is boil, is that how dirty girls are?

lol

@lorenzo
nice one

lorenzo407:

a guy was sucking the breast of a girl and then milk came out of it, shocked he asked her 'are u pregnant', she replied, 'no, it is not milk it is boil, is that how dirty girls are?

disgusting

@lorenzo
grouse

nice joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this place is too hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys should open the window and let the atmosphere come in,


not so keen ,about coming back to school

No wonda I dont see you for my blabla class hia. U betta attend or I go shoot you like I shoot the wild boar in the jungle!

guys sorry i was awy 4 sometime, bt anyway let me drop anoda one. y do fat ladies dont compete in fashion parades,reason; because lepa girls do catwalk but the fat ones elephantwalk so the floor may scatter if they try it.

Gbam! true talk nna

how u no go agree? wen e be say na the elephant babes u dey rove

pesin o sitdown dey carry overload

U wey dey rove lepa's continue, one day wen tooth pick go break for ur hand u go know, shoo na becos i no wan ur lepacious frame na e u take dey attack me, ok put on some flesh and tryagain.

Why is this thread in the joke section??

Although I must say, Its funny to see that people actually attended that school.

Okija_juju:

Why is this thread in the joke section??

Although I must say, Its funny to see that people actually attended that school.

It is indeed

"The best University in Nigeria"

na u saby

maybe because the school is a joke

DavidDylan:

maybe because the school is a joke

No be small joke. A school named after a pop star.

ha ha ha ha
but still pop star or no pop star, madonna still means mary for , ,,,,,, I don even forget the language, anyone care to helep out?

Okija_juju:




No be small joke. A school named after a pop star.

absolute fallacy

the first time i heard about the school and its name, i cried for 10hours!

bros u for make am 15 hrs na

shey! na true, e for beta if say e make am 15 hr

i don die for here

why person dey cry for 10hrs because of school name

dis one baffle me well well

anyway sha, i must confess. . .

dat school na secondary school

MrCrackles:

absolute fallacy

the first time i heard about the school and its name, i cried for 10hours!

Ki ni big deal over the name of a school? Does that in anyway qualify the school academically? And did they tell u it was named after the pop star? What if M.A.D.O.N.N.A. is just an acronym for something valuable to the founder(s)?

You had better be crying for 10hrs because you never attended a University. Nonsense!

server34:

Ki ni big deal over the name of a school? Does that in anyway qualify the school academically? And did they tell u it was named after the pop star? What if M.A.D.O.N.N.A. is just an acronym for something valuable to the founder(s)?

You had better be crying for 10hrs because you never attended a University. Nonsense!

Dude you actually call madonna a university?? I regard a polythecnic graduate higher than I do a grad of Madonna.

In fact, There is no diference between a Madonna certificate and Senior School Certificate a.k.a SSCE.

Maybe because u got ur dreamjob (as chief gateman) with only ur SSCE certificate. Ask Madonna Graduates who hold valuable positions in top companies in d industries if they have colleauges with only ur kind of certificate.

Besides, isn't the school in ur Okija village? Y u come dey deny am for nairaland?