G-XTREME ANALYST ON POLICE SYSTEM OF
ARRESTING A SUSPECT.
If Tigers are literally used to express the
motives of how police arrest their suspects,
honestly speaking it will be like this:
American Police Style: The LAPD will use
themself a a bait to allow the tiger to catch
them, then they will in turn catch the tiger.
China Police Style: The Chinese cops will chase
the tiger until it becomes tired, then they will
catch it.
Arab Police Style: They will kidnap the tiger's
wife and threaten the tiger in all forms to
surrender, then they will catch the tiger.
Indian Police Style: will sing,dance and play flute
to hypnotise the tiger until it comes close to
them, then they catch it.
South African Police style: Before they go
arrest the tiger,they will first enquire which
country the tiger is from. If its a local tiger,
they will leave the tiger cos its the tigers right
to move around freely but if its international
tiger!!! Blood of Moses! They will speed up
the arrest, use all means to track down the life
of the tiger including forcefully going to its den.
Nigerian Police Style(especially MOPOL): They
will go to a different area entirely where they
know the tiger don't exist, then they will catch
an innocent goat,or sheep, beat it to stupor until
it falsely agrees to be a tiger.
Please which country police style you think works
better?? #G-Xtreme Hilariously Discerning#