Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this
guy standing next to the urinal.
The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there,
taking care of business, he
wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going
to take a leak. Bob finishes
and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help
him out.
Being a kind soul,Bob says, Ah, OK, sure, I'll help
you. The man asks, Can you unzip my
zipper? Bob says, OK. Then the man says, Can you
pull it out for me? Bob
replies, Uh, yeah, OK. Bob pulls it out and it has all
kinds of mold and red
bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs,
scars, and reeks something
awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him,
and Bob points it for him. Bob
then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, Thanks, man, I really appreciate
it. Bob says, No problem, but what the hell's
wrong with
your penis? The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt
and says, I don't know, but I
ain't touching it.

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