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Great And Funny Quotes By Famous Men by Mention(m): 11:00am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any- Albert Marcauley (1872) . . He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume- Nelson Mandela (1973) . . He who completely unwrap moimoi and gala b4 eating cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincoln (1864) . . Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything- William Shakespeare (1900) . . Anyone who graduate without experiencing strike, has never been to Nigeria- Lord Luggard (1904) . . He who refuse to classify agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist- Martin Luther King jnr (1788) . . Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder- Michael Faraday (1899) . . Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893) . . He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry- Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) . . No matter how hot ur temper is it cannot cook yam- Goodluck Jonathan (2013) . . Anyone who read this without laughing is either looking 4 job or Needs Jesus Badly- Barack Obama (2014). 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Great And Funny Quotes By Famous Men by niggereyez(f): 10:13am On Sep 15, 2014 |
LMAO .... these sayings are really true! |
Re: Great And Funny Quotes By Famous Men by Mention(m): 4:23pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
niggereyez: LMAO .... these sayings are really true!Gbam |
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