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My First Lady by Emma8043(m): 7:22pm On Sep 16, 2014
20 Funniest Quotes From
Patience Jonathan
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people.
2. The President was once a child
and the Senators were once a
children .
3. My fellow widows .
4. A good mother takes care of
his children .
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children .
6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, , it is not easy to carry
second in an
International competition like
this one , ( addressing press
men after Female Under - 19 FIFA
World Cup) .
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn’ t it not a woman ? They
were once a children now a
adult now they are bombing
women and children making
some children a widow .
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become
widows for loosing their parents
for one reason or another .
9. We should have love for our
fellow Nigerians irrespective of
their NATIONALITY .
10. Thank God the Doctors and
Nurses are responding
to treatment.
11. I would rather kill myself
instead of committing suicide.
12. Ojukwu is a great man , he
died but his manhood lives on .
13) Chai ! Chai! There is God o…
there’s God in everything we are
doing, continue !
14) Na only you waka come ?
15) Vote UMBLERRA and press
your finger for UMBLERRA.
16) My husband , Dr Goodluck
Jonathan and Sambo is a quiet
people
17. At least we all have HIV AIDS
except that some of us are
negative and some of us are
positive ( On World AIDS day
speech )
18) History ’ll not be completely
without OJUKWU.
19) The people sitting before you
here were once a Children
20) I donate my family on behalf
of 20 million
Re: My First Lady by Bevy12(f): 7:33pm On Sep 16, 2014
Just because she speaks bad english doesnt mean you guys should make fun of her. I know what she says is funny but just try not to laugh.
Re: My First Lady by Emma8043(m): 9:06pm On Sep 16, 2014
Bevy12: Just because she speaks bad english doesnt mean you guys should make fun of her. I know what she says is funny but just try not to laugh.
My dear what else do u want me to do If not to chase away high BP with her speeches
Re: My First Lady by overthrow(m): 8:52am On Sep 17, 2014
Bevy12: Just because she speaks bad english doesnt mean you guys should make fun of her. I know what she says is funny but just try not to laugh.

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