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Composed Hilarious Quotes That Will Crack Your Ribs. by brainbox2014(m): 4:16pm On Sep 19, 2014
WISE SAYINGS

"Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'."
Albert Einstein (1938)

"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty.
Isaac Newton (1842)

"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry."
Adolf Hilter (1996)

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence."
Aristotle (1762)

"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any."
Queen Elizabeth (1945)

"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret."
Abraham Lincoln (1864)

"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything."
Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

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