A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the armer and asks him, "Ah, excuse me Mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!"

cool

yeah dat was funny.

hmm

Let me gues, you are taking a shait yes?

Let me guess,Gabrywyl.You have won a Nobel Prize in blablabla,yes?

Tufiakwa!

gab is that true?

NEVA!

foreva & ever

Pomade, now you know why I go bully you for hia? Its because of this.

ma field is . . . .

blablabla

period

so you are now on your period?

wat is shocking about dat at least her cloth no stain and belle no hook her, carry go jare Ty

Pads for sell! Pads for Sell! With Wing cost 5 Naira! Without Wing cost 10Naira.

If you want to check see whether da wing pad is working, oya. go wear it and jump from a tall building.

which one be wing pad again

You dont know pads with wings

no. me no know wing pad

avent u sin d adverts on tv ALWAYS self dey diffrentiate till u shame for d female bsyd u

spenchuks:

no. me no know wing pad

Its ok bobo. I go explain to you using pics. See pics as attached.

@romade

i dey see am only say i no dey pay attension because e no concern me

gabrywyl:

Its ok bobo. I go explain to you using pics. See pics as attached.

chei! me thot it is pampers for babies

HAHAHAHAH! You no go read previous post? Na waa to you ohh

cut & paste ko easy

DANI! The time Im going off to bed than you dey come hia! Na waa to you ohhhhh. . . .


I need to sleep. Am so tired nna Goodnight ohh

brush and shine ko easy