Nairalanders, share your hilarious moment or treatment from the Nigeria Police

My experience with the Police was so bad that I asked myself if I'm a Nigerian. I was asked to produce my car documents which I did. They discovered it was intact only for the smallest among them to ask me for my birth certificate cos I'm a small boy . As if I should strangle the iidiot.

It happened one Friday night. I was carrying a laptop bag with my laptop inside it. A police van parked besides me and inquired what was inside the bag. I showed him but I couldn't provide the receipt. I was bundled inside their van and was taken to the station. But on our way, I called my younger sister to meet me at the station with the recEipt.
After they took me to their station, they started harassing me I was with stolen PC. My sister showed and I tender my receipt. After confirming the PC belongs to me, they said I should bail myself or call someone to come bail me. I was asking them why should I bail myself, the woman at the counter asked if I won't pay for the fuel used in transporting me to the station.

Luckily, my younger sister went to meet the DPO, explained to him what happened, and plead with him. The DPO came to the counter and asked why they were still holding me.

There reply was hilarious. The lady courteously replied she has since release me but I'm still playing with them. I was like, what the heck! But since then, have always stay off police palava.