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| An Arguement At The Movie Theater by CharlesA1(m): 9:33am On Nov 05, 2008 |
Just ahead of me in line at the movie theater was a woman with a cell phone glued to her ear,arguing with the ticket vendor. "That movie can't be sold out!" she shouted. "I'm talking to my boyfriend who's sitting in the theater,and he says there's two empty seats next to him. One ticket,please."She got the ticket." |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by Gabry(f): 9:48am On Nov 05, 2008 |
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| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by folly69(m): 2:41pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
like where is de joke |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by romsky: 5:19pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
in his head but not well presented |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by rayshiy: 5:22pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
Don't Leave 'Em Hanging[color=#000099][/color] Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by romsky: 5:27pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
brb gotta find d link to that story 4 ya  |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by sholabanke(m): 7:10pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
na so all my enemy go hang too becus dem too wet |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by krama(m): 7:25pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
Well. . . |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by toluxa1(m): 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
What makes me laugh is the lack of comedy.  |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by nowat(f): 9:08am On Dec 12, 2008 |
When you try and fail, you have not actually failed till you stop trying |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by sylve11: 10:35am On Dec 12, 2008 |
nowat: nowat, clap 4 urself, atleast captain will be happy he's got a sensible wife  , but not as wise as my ololumi  |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by romsky: 10:52am On Dec 12, 2008 |
na u marry her 4 me bah |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by sylve11: 11:04am On Dec 12, 2008 |
ur wife is ur wife, no matter what happened between u two. |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by romsky: 11:12am On Dec 12, 2008 |
sori pardner no tym 4 luv but money |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by sylve11: 11:34am On Dec 12, 2008 |
am sure what u r telling me now is a secrete, i'll keep it don't worry. But u bad o, after u don colonise d babe finish, u wan run.  |
| Re: An Arguement At The Movie Theater by Moyola(f): 11:35am On Dec 12, 2008 |
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