Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert
Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela
(1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret -
Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open,
is not afraid of anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing
a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord
Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara
as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin
Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is
poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone who reads this without laughing is
either looking 4 job or needs Jesus Badly -
Barack Obama (2014).

can't stop laffing

Ha ha ha hA

D last 1 caught me laughin