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Whoever Said English Is Simple?(read Sister Nkechi's Testimony by Austindumas1(m): 1:01am On Sep 28, 2014
Whoever said English is
simple ehn??
Read Sister Nkechi's
testimony nah!
"Praise the rord!!!
Hmmm, It's not a small
something.
Well, actually, it all
started a two day ago,
which I'm in my house.
So a small hungry is
catching me, so I look in
the house, nothing
much to chop only small
plantain which I've not
fried before.... So, I tell
myself to fry it and
chop, as I'm frying that
plantain, so phone
ringing, so I look, it's a
faring place, so I now
run, which I reach there,
it's my father which call,
so I now say: "Father
call after, I is plantain
frying." So I keep it. So
now, I now turn around,
as I turn round, all of a
suddenly everywhere in
my house have turn to
smoke.
Children of God as I'm
approaching, smoke is
bigging, smoke is just
bigging and bigging. It's
a fearing thing o! If it's
you self, afraid will
catch you. So I now call
the name of shesus
three times. I shout
shesus shesus shesus!( jesus) All of
a miraculously, smoke
start to be vanishing, to
where? I no know. It's a
miracle something o!
Smoke start to
disappearing small,
small, small. Then, my
plantain have burn to
matches.
Halleluyah...Praise the
lort somebodies. But
my main testimony
today be say, I shop
that sharcoal and
nothing is happen to
me.! Plaise d
rord".

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Re: Whoever Said English Is Simple?(read Sister Nkechi's Testimony by naturally: 1:26am On Sep 28, 2014
Bless you sis

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