Hahaha 

Words of a 60yr old male virgin

@Everyone
My joint "Damn" wud be posted on the"Rap*Freestyle * thread.

can someone pls tell toosyno to accept defaet and leave me the Bleep alone

@ phenom
i might be on vacation, but i still check in @ times, when i'm chanced. i'm right here havin d best time of my life around dem gurls nd ma boi's, while yo sorry ass is busy gettin sweatin hard all day workin fo mommy so she can give u d lil pocket money u require to buy sweets nd den gettin bleeped by tianshie all nite,

@ menike

was gud playa, but i didn't catch yo drift on whatchu said bout d hoodloyals doin sh*t u mean fo real

@ toosyno
were u @ nigga, was gud

Yo wassup J-Nice at da beach doin what I do u know im holdin it down in south carolina I jus checked and saw nobody was spittin and saw it was a lil dry so here goes a quick freestyle to liquidate things

at myrtle beach holdin it down
yea here to im wearin da crown
Takin ova da globe yea jus like jay-z
and i wont stop poppin till wanna yaw pays me
u cant faze me ask any fool
who dared to try and defy my rule
tookem to school and putem to shame
and dey aint nobody else but dey self to blame


yea a lil freestyle holla at ya boi hold it down while im gone menike u too hoodboi

Where them dey? They're all exhausted now! I've heard bout Phenom from Freddiewit.I've heard A-Q's album,but where is U? I think all y'all spitters shud put ur track right here and that way,i can judge who da best is. I think those votes up there shud be cancelled coz we dunno how they got there.No doubt y'all are lyrical but phenom rhymes tightest.tO BE CANDID,ain't no best for now.
Big up 2 y'all!

@kay-dee
and hu tha Bleep is you
shove off before you get beat,slowpoke.

dont know who this is talkin crap where tha King is spittin crack
lyrics I think you was hired to disgrace yourself and catch fire
I throw a flame thrower in form of a verb over your armour suit
and turn the flesh in your neck to nothin but barbecue

A lil freestyle there mother bleeper!!!

KING TIANSHIE REIGNS SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!
Metafuh Mataduhz Rule!!!!!!!

@ Tianshie,

If it's the kaydee I know, he's not a rapper but a lyricist, and he writes raps for artistes.

If he thinks your lyrics are not tight, i think it's another challenge for you to prove him wrong

@ tianshie, ah typical bitch talk, as u can see nobody is payin u any attention dey lettin u rule over yoself, nd were's dat other lady phenom?

@Christiano & Muki

Y'all tell me when U want a Tourney (So I cud fix one)

(Send me an e-mail on my aol )
I'ma Holla back @ Y'all

[b]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LAST VERSE FROM SHISHI BIGGS!!!!!!!!!!!, FLO , MIRAKULAZ!!! B*TCH

I took a lil break but seem aint still none change
fcukin wit shishi like havin raw sex wit Zimbabweans
y'all know what ma whip like so Bleep da shishinaniganz
not da one wit six screens, i just copped another one b
don't hate because ma neon lights cost mo than hoodboi's school fees
and menike still  poppin all that scarface talk
Bleep wit shishi biggs, going to give u a scarface punk
menike talkn bout he in da studio gettin head from chicks
pal, i never been in da studio, niggaz record sh*t n ma whip
tweeters, sub-woofers and my six by nines
never been to da movies because i gat mo screens than NASA
i'm a lyrical master, physically u can't match ma power
AND ITS A FACT COS U DA WEAKEST LINK IN YA TEAM
I aint a rapper like u but i'm a big boy star
i gat land in Lagos and that place that under da rock
to me being an american citizen aint worth sh*t
because da real niggaz are in lagos livin that naija dream
so its a must that i go back there, thro a crib near da beach
gat ma rhymes tighta, ma pockets fatter, just booked a trip ta Canada
I'm all black like guiness stout, menike's gat mo white than coconuts
plus i walk wit a swagger because ma nuts da size  of coconuts
trust me , i'm here for da joke, see me n da streets, u ganna be da butt of da joke
and that hoodboi, hoodbum, hoodboil still takin bull
how he a gangsta, when he spend his whole life on Nairaland?
hoodloyalz aint real, hoodloyals don't squeeze, hoodloyalz all b*tch
i'm bout ta do hoodboi like 50 did ja,
ya lil 10 seconds of fame bout ta get deaded wit ma spray
nat da one from da gun, da one when i lip da ill wit ma skilln
hooboi a joke, bout ta get smokd like a cigarette
he gnna get bleeped bloody like i did his mama when she menstruate
could give a Bleep if y'all niggaz can't stand ma gut

straight killn y'all whores because u think its a joke
i gat bullet wounds next ta da tatoos on ma gut
if u don't believe da sh*t, PM me mtherfckaz
so it aint none for shishiville niggaz ta make burgers wit ya gut
hoodloyals, bout 5 shillings that's all you worth
give a shout ta real niggaz like sleek and hustler and them
plus da  rest of y'all niggaz that hate them hoodloyalz
da only thang going to be loyal be da niggaz that close y'all caskets
that is what y'all get when ya balls get hit by da Flomirakulaz rackets
so enough of this bull, im choppn necks of da big BIRDS
so Bleep da j duckings!!

MUTHAFCUKIN FLO MIRAKULAZ, [/b]

@ hoodboi

seek and you shall find, truthfully speakin, aint got beef wit u, just spoke my mind, luv it or hate it,i gav more than wot u anticipated.enjoy ur vacation, hope d DUDES ur wit improve ur rhymin skills

@ kay-dee

thanx for the props

@ EVERYONE

I NEVA CLAIM TO BE THE BEST, JUST GOT LUV FOR THE GAME AND TRY TO DO MY BIT

Aint hatin on you dawg
just dont like niggas poppin out of nowhere and poppin off at tha mouf like they high on mushrooms or some deadlier sh*t.

@chris
if tha fu*ka wanted to settle things on here,he done stepped out wiv tha wrong foot,that aint mature.besides we dont really know hu tha Bleep he is he could be anybody
you know what I mean

Watch out for tha METAFUH MATADUHZ!
Nu sh*t COMIN SOON

ALL HAIL KING TIANSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Shishi
Nice to see U cud still rhyme after "I made Bling Bling"

Well I'm still waitin' for ya diss on Radio or Mixtape (Whatever)
Cusz I ain't goin' to give U a line. Till I hear ya voice on a Mixtape

@TINASHIE
Hahha  - I'm still laughin' loco , How tha hell did U frame U had an interview with the Source Magazine. (Thatz a Crime that cud lead U to jail U know)  .  Dammn . Seun needs to do somethin' really quick bout y'all wackies before y'all destroy the reputatin of Nairaland . (Postin' a fake interview of yaself on Nairaland)  . SHOWS u JUST A KID

I ask everyone - GO PICK UP A SOURCE MAG ; THAT NIGGA WASN'T EVEN THERE 
Why can't y'all be real fo' ones?. And 2 kno Shishi bought that (Mein Kobe I disgraced)

Menike is doin' collabos with The Diplomats, Young Dro , Lil Kim, UGK, Neptunes etc. This Niggaz right here on Nairaland givin' themselves mock Source interviews.  .

Lil Kids that want to be men - Try harder y'all.  (The Hoodloyals are just watchin' ) 


(For my NLanders - I'm tryin my best to work sum beatz with Nas on his upcomin' Album, I'm sure y'all heard Jay Z would be out wit an Album on Nov 21 or sumthin' . Like I said on that "DAMMN" Track wit the DIPSET. Def Jam's my target so it's goin to be Hoodloyals to I retire ) .

               Fu*ck those Flo sh*t or KING KONG rented interview
                                   it's HOODLOYALS 4life

@Monika
[b]Dummy if you just peepin that InTERVIEW WITH THA SOURCE thing first time then you'se a pathetic albino high on salt! it's prolly why you think you're white hehe and if you'se thinkin what you thinkin then you dummer than a cloned retard.

Keep makin up those fake tales of yours you blabbermouf,you aint sh*t,you're tha one who needs a reality check bozo,seriously what artist would want to do anythin with a shmoo like you who sounds like Paris hilton rappin?
You could go to jail for that BS,its duplicity.

Bleep you and all you represent!
Now every white mo'fo be rappin since they saw 8 mile,hesheshehe.

Disgustin Eminem wannabe! Bloody Liar!!!!!!

F*CK THA HOODLOYALS,BELIEVE ME YOU DONT WANT IT WITH TIANSHIE
I KEEP IT GANGSTA,YOU B*TCHES WEAR JEWELS I WEAR TECHS
ASK ABOUT ME IN ****** THOSE NIGGAS KNOW I KEPT FORENSICS BUSY,I DONT PLAY KIDDO YOU AINT ON MY LEVEL DONT MAKE ME MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HOODBOI,HE LIVES IN LAGOS WIV ME,I CUD EASILY DO THAT NIGGA
I'M THAT G PLAYA-- SHOW THA KING SOME RESPEC'

FRIGGIN LOWLIFE![/b]

@ Phenom, this is your freddie, your buddy saying a big WELL DONE. I'm proud of you. Keep representing. I wish these guys here have listened to your hot tracks. Then, they'll know you are DAMN GOOD. Keep the flag flying. I would have joine this site but I'm enjoying myself at www.justnaija.com

FREDERICK via Kaydee's username.

@ Tianshie

I ain't gon waste my time dissing an empty barrel.Ur whole life's too fake,wake up and get real
U need  rhyming classes, visit phenom or i'll give u some lessons for free.I ain't a hater but u're da wackest MC around here. U'll never make it to tha big time.I'm da man,U'll be more popular as my Stan.Don't tryna hit back or that will be tha death of U. Fool,U're da only one to holla bout nothin. Real MCs like Menike & Hoodboi's been here and they know i ain't tryna rep nobody but just feeling all y'all whole shit.Don't bring out da Pac+Nas in me coz dat'll mean da death of U.Just lie down in ur game.Aight!

.

@Monika

menike:

U must be a Coward for ya not to Kno I'm not even Black

&

Who tha hell told U I'm Whyte .

Ladies and Gentleman,we have a mad man on our hands.He's not white and he's not black,oh! I get it,you're dalmatian! lol. Schizophrenic f*ck!
Dawg I dont know what drugs you're on but it sure aint aspirin,you're pretty messed up.
How many fingers am I holding up fool?

Man!!! sorry Kaydee, But i aint that ur homie phenom, Maybe d name is just a coincidence, hope ur boy holdin his thing down, am tryin to hold my thing down, or shud i say i was tryin to hold my thing down, but our country aint d best for this, so its d books for me now, still spit wen i hav d time to, but writing?, dats my first luv, am always memorisin shit, if i aint got a pen and paper at hand, sorry , i aint d phenom u know,

@ every1

keep doin ur thing,

ALL DAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD
AND
ALL DAT IS SILENT IS NOT COLD

FACE IT MENIKE, U AINT EVEN AS RICH AS DADDY SHOWKEY, nigga driving mercede in lagos, OR DBANJ, NOT 2 TALK OF 2FACE, MUTHAFCUKN RAPPER WANNABEE,  , keep makin ya lil tracks dissn whoever, i aint never heard ya sh*t and i never will, heard u sound like bubba sparx or paris hilton, u prolly from zimbabwe, biatttch!!!


FCHK HOODLOYALZ, BUNCH OF ASS LICKN INTERNET GROUPIES!!!



word up tianshie

@ Tianshie

This nigga's got oral diarrhea,I won't be dragged into an MC battle with da wackest.U ain't got a dick and if u got one,then u mos def fcukin urself. That ain't me but Freddie,can't you read or see?I waz told U're King Kong's look alike,upload ur Pic if that ain't true.By the way,when are you starting ur rhyming classes? there might be hope for you when Phenom,Hoodboi & Menike are retired and their lil boyz take over da game from them.Give up ur dreams of rapping and embrace somtin better,clapping!

@ Tianshie,

I don't know what's happening here anymore, but I wouldn't advice you to step into shoes you can't help. Forget that the competition was not complete and we had to stick by the rules and time and all that shit.

A true rapper needs not brag. It's getting to deep everyone's just keeping quiet. It's fun, but the bigger man shuts up when he "sees" it coming. It's not a sign of cowardice, buddie.


@ Menike,

If you organise another one, most people would volunteer but by the tiime they see hard lyrics, they'll back out. I'll suggest a group competition instead. minimum of two people per group and max of three. That way we can be guaranteed of a sure drop on every fixture.

But if we must stick to time (which is inevitable) some people will still bow out.


@ Kaydee,
If it's the kaydee I know which I'm sure, let Tianshie enjoy his time for now and see him as a struggling artiste. No more.

Please don't murder him lyrically, cos I wouldn't want such an uproar.

You are highly welcome and will be invited to the next tourney, but not on a bias level as i'm 90% sure Tianshie will be in there too.

Aight Christino!,I got cha.Ain't gon reply Tianshie no more.

@ Sushi
Dude - No comment  (I wudn't say a sh*t)

@Kaydee
Blood !! Chris said all I'ma say bout them fools.
I don't really blame them but I blame Seun fo' acceptin' them on Nairaland. 

@ Chris
Brother !! Yeaa , It's goin be cool cusz we gat some wackies on Khaki Groups here
So it's goin be good to see we strike each other as a Group .
When do we start ?


FLOMIRAKULAZ- (Sleek Mc, Shishi)
TINASHIE (Don't have a Group )
HOODLOYALZ -(Menike: The Don dela Capone, Jduck: The Prince, Hoodboi: The Ambassador,Eveseh: The 1st lady, 2fine4u: The Princess, Jackal: The Doctor
                           J-peps : The Snipper )

So anyone want to join the team : U'RE WELCOME

@ Tianshie U neva been king u da worst king eva if u is aint nobody listenin

Tianshie the weak tianshie the joke
J-Nice da nigga dat made da hoe choke
tried to be king but da crown didnt fit
his head was to big full of whack rap shit
Ya crown made of plastic so is ya throne
u know I make magic dat turn ya knights to stone
nights too long make da fight to strong
and when u go to war u da one who ring da gong
U awaken ya Peasants to fight your battle
coz my lyrical sword spit flame dat make ya head rattle
make ya flee smoke make it impossible to breathe
keep da mic ablaze even when ya niggas leave
so please go back too actin a lil humble
coz every time he hold da ball da weak nigga fumble
try to be da king but u in ova ya head
u six feet deep wit ya body full of lead
please resign for we cause a revolution
and burn up ya kingdom like da ozone and pollution

Aint into this group battle thing, i roll solo, but if any1 want me to join they group, holla, but if not, i opt to be among the judges, Hope dats ok?,

Let's see, we need another thread, prolly

Greatest Rapper On Nairaland 2 (GROUP TOURNAMENT)

Phenom:

Aint into this group battle thing, i roll solo, but if anyone want me to join they group, holla, but if not, i opt to be among the judges, Hope that is ok?,

If I understand you clearly, you won't form a group but you need one. No one can call himself a group so i hope you get a group, or at least you can form one, just get a partner male or female, no probs and start lacing your tracks before the tourney kicks off.

Someone get Mukina and all tha female rappers together so they can be in the know.

Hoodloyalz!!!!! -That's "Ojoro"!!!!!! How can most of tha best pack themselves in one group,It ain't hard to see that you guyz won already except some good MCs join Phenom to form a group,then we can have a competition.