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Girl Returns Home After 30 Years by sanny18(m): 7:31pm On Sep 30, 2014
INFORMATION NIGERIA JOKE OF THE DAY A
Girl Returns Home After 30
Years. FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell
have you been all these years?! GIRL: I was
working as a
Prostitute in Abuja. FATHER: What!!! Get out of
my
house you LovePeddler! I don't want to
see a your face again do you
understand?! GIRL: (Crying) Before I go dad, I
came to give you N10million
cheque, and here is N2million for
my brother. I have bought a big
house in UK for you with
everything in it including a Ferrari and a Bugatti.
Bye dad. FATHER: What kind of work did
you say you were doing? GIRL: (Crying out
loud) A
prostitute dad! FATHER: Come and give daddy
a hug, I thought you said you
were a 'PROSECUTOR'."

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