Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any -
Ativie Again (1992)

He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume - sparko1 (1995)

He who completely unwraps moimoi
and gala before eating cannot keep a
secret - Ativie Again (1992)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut
shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes
wide open, is not afraid of anything -
Sparko1 (1900)

Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to
Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to regard agege bread
and akara as a type of sandwich is a
racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable
of murder - Ativie Again (2009)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri to swell b4
drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth
(1993)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors
to cut indomine seasoning sachet is
not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan
(2013)

Anyone who reads this without
laughing is either looking 4 job or
needs Jesus Badly - Barack Obama
(2014).