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| If Usa Was Nigeria by sammy6(m): 2:04pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
If USA was Nigeria, today's papers Headlines would read thing's like: Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine) Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper) 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper) McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper) Elections rigged (Guardian Newspaper) No evidence of manipulation (NTA News) The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line) There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news) Election results for Arizona, Florida,New York awaited (Channels News) Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune Newspaper) McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT News) I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News) Ballot Papers and Electoral Officials Kidnapped at Chicago (ThisDay Newspaper) Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injuried at New Jersey Polling booth (Daily Mirror) Obama: 'I will soon roll out timetable for Royal Blessings (PM News) Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phonix, handwork of 'Obama Boys' (Ogtv News) Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee (Newswatch Magazine) $900Billion for Feeding Allowances for Obama's Daugther (Presidential Spokesperson) |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by lysaa(f): 6:04pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
hmm, there's truth there but where is the joke?  |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by sammy6(m): 6:16pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
So you expect every post to make you lol |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by krama(m): 8:16pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
Abeg let somebody donate a laugh to the |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by Nobody: 8:18pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
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| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by lysaa(f): 8:23pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
$ammy: now thats the joke. .  |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by Azo(m): 10:16pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
You people should stop vilifying this country, its not that bad and mind you this is no joke |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by shens2006(m): 10:22pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
@ $ammy, why u 4ckup now, this ain't joke.  |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by Jeovy(m): 9:10am On Nov 08, 2008 |
reality show |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by lysaa(f): 6:41pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
buh haha. Jeovy how u dey? |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by studio43(m): 6:49pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
Enter one chance |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by lysaa(f): 9:01pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
lai lai, i smoke shyte? how are u?  |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by studio43(m): 9:37pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
no difference from how i dey to how u dey  |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by shens2006(m): 9:41pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
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| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by studio43(m): 9:44pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
dont worry i will put u in my prayer |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by smurf(f): 10:02pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
lol  |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by shens2006(m): 10:05pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
studio43:who do u wnt to put in ur prayer? |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by lysaa(f): 11:42pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
so na offense to pray for u? Nna leave o, that guy obu prayer warrior. he prayed for me and i got hooked. if he prays for u, i bet u, in the next 5 mins u'd be booked! |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by just2nice(m): 12:15am On Nov 09, 2008 |
You know where na.All expenses paid,to Kirikiri. |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by Gabry(f): 2:02am On Nov 09, 2008 |
Ahahahahahhahahaha! Kpele ohh. I wasn't laughing at the post, I was laughing at somebody's ID name in hia. SMURF. LOL |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by lysaa(f): 8:14pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
lmao @ gab |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by studio43(m): 8:22pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
lysaa: i dey happy sey u don finally admit am, oya give me the remaining balance for the prayer request  |
| Re: If Usa Was Nigeria by mykali(m): 8:28pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
studio, u need money to drink more henny abi. |
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