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Love, Sex, And Money Part 1, 18+story by eacom: 12:07pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Last year december, I was at home doing nothing, just playing Ps2 in my room when I heared a knock on my door "Ko ko ko" "Who's that please?" "It's me, come and open the door" Hearing that voice I have knew who's at the door knocking. *******Flash back to my secondary school life********* When I was in S.S.1 there's a girl I wooed and I kept disturbing the girl for her to accept my love proposal for her, she said she can not date me because she didn't know my character. Yes of course, she can't know it because I attended one school from J.S.S. 1 to 3, so I now joined their school at S.S. 1. I kept disturbing this girl calling her from time to time, visiting her at home, when his parents asked me I would lie to them that I came to do the assignment the teacher gave us that's a group assignment so I was in the same group with their daughter. But what surprise me is that those parents won't leave the two of us alone in the parlour they will seat in the parlour, me and this girl will be at the dinning table because the parlour and the dinning table was done together, you know those house now, so we won't say anything, if you love a girl there's nothing you can't do to get her attention. I will now be writing in a paper for this girl like: I love you with every breath of my life, you are the only one I have, the only sugar in my tea, lol.... And many more. The girl won't accept all she will just be writing back is give me time to think about it. So, I will leave their house not happy, because this girl chai, if you saw her, she fine pass "Agbani Darego", she's so pretty, normal boobs, normal ass, chai every thing in this girl body is normal, she's light in complextion, if you saw this girl am saying even a girl won't leave his sight without looking at her for 5minute not to talk of guys. She has a elder sister, who is in S.S.3 by the time we are in S.S.2, and she has two younger brothers as well, one is in J.S.S 2 and one is in primary 6. Chai, we guys, unless we don't wanna date a lady, we won't bother lieing to anyone untill we get what we are looking for. ******Back to my story****** As I was about to opened the door, you won't believe the person I saw Watch out for part 2 |
Re: Love, Sex, And Money Part 1, 18+story by alhajimikehell(m): 12:16pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
u really need to go back to school 1 Like |
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