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Love, Sex, And Money Part 1, 18+story by eacom: 12:07pm On Oct 01, 2014
Last year december, I was at home doing
nothing, just playing Ps2 in my room
when I heared a knock on my door
"Ko ko ko"
"Who's that please?"
"It's me, come and open the door"
Hearing that voice I have knew who's at
the door knocking.
*******Flash back to my secondary
school life*********
When I was in S.S.1 there's a girl I wooed
and I kept disturbing the girl for her to
accept my love proposal for her, she said
she can not date me because she didn't
know my character.
Yes of course, she can't know it because I
attended one school from J.S.S. 1 to 3, so
I now joined their school at S.S. 1.
I kept disturbing this girl calling her from
time to time, visiting her at home, when
his parents asked me I would lie to them
that I came to do the assignment the
teacher gave us that's a group assignment
so I was in the same group with their
daughter.
But what surprise me is that those
parents won't leave the two of us alone in
the parlour they will seat in the parlour,
me and this girl will be at the dinning
table because the parlour and the dinning
table was done together, you know those
house now, so we won't say anything, if
you love a girl there's nothing you can't
do to get her attention.
I will now be writing in a paper for this
girl like:
I love you with every breath of my life,
you are the only one I have, the only
sugar in my tea, lol.... And many more.
The girl won't accept all she will just be
writing back is give me time to think
about it.
So, I will leave their house not happy,
because this girl chai, if you saw her, she
fine pass "Agbani Darego", she's so pretty,
normal boobs, normal ass, chai every
thing in this girl body is normal, she's
light in complextion, if you saw this girl
am saying even a girl won't leave his sight
without looking at her for 5minute not to
talk of guys.
She has a elder sister, who is in S.S.3 by
the time we are in S.S.2, and she has two
younger brothers as well, one is in J.S.S 2
and one is in primary 6.
Chai, we guys, unless we don't wanna
date a lady, we won't bother lieing to
anyone untill we get what we are looking
for.
******Back to my story******
As I was about to opened the door, you
won't believe the person I saw

Watch out for part 2
Re: Love, Sex, And Money Part 1, 18+story by alhajimikehell(m): 12:16pm On Oct 01, 2014
u really need to go back to school

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