Ø When we loot money, we keep it in Switzerland

Ø When we are sick, we go to Germany for medicals

Ø When we want to buy household utensils, we go to China

Ø When we want to invest for the future, we go to America

Ø When buying Mansions, we choose United Arab Emirate

Ø When on shopping spree, we travel to France

Ø When on holidays, we go to the Bahamas

Ø When we want to watch football, we go to Spain or England

Ø When our wives want to give birth they go to Ireland

Ø When we want to buy arms, we send our aircraft to South Africa with cash

Ø When educating our children, we select Canada

Ø When those children want to marry, we go to Dubai

Ø When we want to pray, we go to Mecca or Jerusalem

Ø When we are in their last days, we are flown abroad

Ø But after we DIE, we all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA.

Abeg when did NIGERIA become a CEMETERY?

Adapted from: http://nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/articles-comments/85306-when-justice-goes-sale.html