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Geoxpress vs Elymaxiiimus

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

-24 lines

- Deadline is 7pm (Nigerian time) on Sat 4th Oct 2014.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no-show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments.

- Voting is open to regular members only.

Best of luck!!!

****maxiimus****

Geoxpress. I see you viewing.. Are you ready?

*He's name's geoffery AKONye

*a member of tha phoenix.....

*graph is a greek word meaning "describe"






Diss @ geoxpress

testing

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word!

goe is a f@g . . . Commando rider/
it ain't no cypher/ when nigs take rounds on him . . .
. . . like rapbattle rivals/
Cos we see niggas go rough on xpress . . . . . like danfo drivers/



I stab his thighs with a tumbler/ for flirting with guys, which ain't proper/
last time . . . the f@g gave a smile to a cobbla/
look, if you see a Gee eye geo . . .
............It's not the rise of a cobra/



how he gon laugh me?/
he can't use my pers to show he's crafty/
if he goes greek . . . It's to classes/
cos it's a subject . . . when you see geo graph e/ with flows badly/



i attack n blow him with strafe/ or hang the foe with thick scaffs/
cos the flow he spit's trash/
Ah 'ont need to see a long neck . . .
........... to know this G raff/



he's weak! He wish he's got the strength/ to finish me off with pen/
but real sickness got him tensed/
the match . . . with his recent opponent/ buttressed . . .
Geo's been battling "illness" since . . . .




. . . . God knows when/



when i throw punch with full/ force . . . The blow floors the bull/ . . . . . But
he lacks the thinking to drop me, fool/
no principle, his flow's horrible/
so i'mma bash his head on rocks . . . .
.............. Just to make this geo logical/


i have the tactic/ to beat n slap the f.aggit/
if he rants, i'll jab the wack with/ fists, till his life is at risk/
so if hin dad n aunties/ sey geo dey sick . . . No be mathematics/



he'll stop ranting he's d0pe/ n start parking his load/ from hipHOP, when i come spanking the toad/
but, if he thinks he cool nd smart with the flow/
i'mma splash hot bitumen on xpress . . . Like i'm tarring a road/



he claims he's fly, that he's phoenix/
so he could flap with the wings/ to tresspass his limits/
but if he lands on my rope . . . Nd dances with it/
with it, i'll hang the ni.twit/


geo is dumb like flash is/ i leave him with burns n rashes/
when i come with oil n matches/ till he's gone n vanished/
nd if i blew myelf to dust n splashes/
he still wouldnt be reborn from ma ashes/ ....... The bum's asthmatic/



he's a flop contester/ he should stop to pester/
cos when he crossed the elder/ he couldnt duck to shelter/
as krone beat xpress thoroughly . . .. .
. ........... Like chibok protesters/




someone tell this hommie, flee n run/ cos when my loaded fist is swung/
he drops chronically with one/ hit . . . But If he feel's he's strong/
i beat him!!! till he hides behind my bars . . . . Sobbing with a song/
"i'm locked up don't let me out" ...........
............... Geoffery is akon/



****maxiimus****

word!!!

1. Check his profile, he said "my life is a novel"

2. "To carry someone for head" is to hate. He hates Iam.

And........I haven't been battling Illness. It was the judging that delayed. Tnks



...........Before anything, knw I'm not patient pls/and I've slain plenties/so u could still run. .but if u waste a minute....I won't hesitate to kill this 'ely. . .man' cus I hate 'ancient niggs!!'


.........Nobody loves max/and that's a strong fact/he also got no lovers/all he does is 'carry Iam for head' day nd night. .more than the rates of steady 'hawkers'!!/


...........I've got no conscience. .plus/i'm gon' break his bones to tha extent his families won't be able 2 collect corps/then after that I'd kill 'maxi. . .mum' lik coming with my strongest force!/


...........Once my sword is out, the dude dies/i'd scatter his skulls. .batter the bros. .cus I'm the rude type/and since he's claiming 'Boss' I'd aim for his sight. . .shoot, and kill the 'Bulls eye!!' (bos)


...........Max shoulda practiced/befoe facing a dude as me/and yl I scatter skulls......in erri of his battles, dude tends 2 'die pass' its obvious the 15 year old boy still use napkins!!/


.........I heard he flawed, nd got glory/that he batterd peeps coastly/1st I was like wow. . .but I wondered how........then I checked ur prof' nd it says "my life is a novel" so its clear, those are just stories!/


..........Dude can never best my level/i'd be the leader, when I behead you!/and u aint fit 2 be 'paired' with me, cus fyh has already molested you!!/


...........No need 2 beat him lik I'm batista/or eat him lika canibal/cus I'mma just call 1 of my Zoo keepers/and have 'lymax' taking 2 the Zoo. . Cus he really is an 'animal'!/(limax)


.........Y'all would see hw I kill the bro. .hommie/and like fish bones, dude would go bonning!/but I'd shove a knife in him, and like 'clichè tales' Elymax would be 'old story!!/


...........Him saying he would beat me, caused a riot/but even if he's 'stearing at me' badly, dude can't 'drive on!'/but wen I 'drive this plane verse' I'd have him 'crashed' lik some reckless pilots!!/



Note:- there are other wordplays in the verse.....I only highlighted those two. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Geoxpress:
1. Check his profile, he said "my life is a novel"

2. "To carry someone for head" is to hate. He hates Iam.

And........I haven't been battling Illness. It was the judging that delayed. Tnks



...........Before anything, knw I'm not patient pls/and I've slain plenties/so u could still run. .but if u waste a minute....I won't hesitate to kill this 'ely. . .man' cus I hate 'ancient niggs!!'


.........Nobody loves max/and that's a strong fact/he also got no lovers/all he does is 'carry Iam for head' day nd night. .more than the rates of steady 'hawkers'!!/


...........I've got no conscience. .plus/i'm gon' break his bones to tha extent his families won't be able 2 collect corps/then after that I'd kill 'maxi. . .mum' lik coming with my strongest force!/


...........Once my sword is out, the dude dies/i'd scatter his skulls. .batter the bros. .cus I'm the rude type/and since he's claiming 'Boss' I'd aim for his sight. . .shoot, and kill the 'Bulls eye!!' (bos)


...........Max shoulda practiced/befoe facing a dude as me/and yl I scatter skulls......in erri of his battles, dude tends 2 'die pass' its obvious the 15 year old boy still use napkins!!/


.........I heard he flawed, nd got glory/that he batterd peeps coastly/1st I was like wow. . .but I wondered how........then I checked ur prof' nd it says "my life is a novel" so its clear, those are just stories!/


..........Dude can never best my level/i'd be the leader, when I behead you!/and u aint fit 2 be 'paired' with me, cus fyh has already molested you!!/


...........No need 2 beat him lik I'm batista/or eat him lika canibal/cus I'mma just call 1 of my Zoo keepers/and have 'lymax' taking 2 the Zoo. . Cus he really is an 'animal'!/(limax)


.........Y'all would see hw I kill the bro. .hommie/and like fish bones, dude would go bonning!/but I'd shove a knife in him, and like 'clichè tales' Elymax would be 'old story!!/


...........Him saying he would beat me, caused a riot/but even if he's 'stearing at me' badly, dude can't 'drive on!'/but wen I 'drive this plane verse' I'd have him 'crashed' lik some reckless pilots!!/



Note:- there are other wordplays in the verse.....I only highlighted those two. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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open for votes...
Tag:
Coogar
Guykhena
Limerick
Ibime
Yeyenatu
Giyaz
Elvisonjack2
gottoboy
Warriblood
Jigsawkiller
Wrongturn
Ckushy
emaprince
ojoawo
thunderstorm
Testerfuze
mikuz
geoxpress
Heywhizzy
illness
captainflash
YoungDaNaval
kr0ne
gottoboy

Lagunna, tag me with Giyazz, not Giyaz. Thanks.

MVGT: Elymaxiimus

Opener- - Tie (Elymax could have taken this but that concept has been played before in another way)

Rhymes- - Elymax (overall his rhymes were better)

Similes/ Metaphor - - Tie
Punchlines - - Elymax (he was just a little bit better in this criterion)

Personals - - Geo (I must confess, Geo took this part. The carry Iam for head alone is hilarious and remarkable)

Flow- - - Tie

Wordplay - - Elymax (it's Geo's Limax and maximum against Elymax's giraffe, geography and geodesic....the GI Joe and diaper are
forced)

Closer- - Nil (I expected direct shots like the openers)


Mvgt - Elymax!

Kr0ne maybe u didn't notice..but. There's 'cliche' early man.......and other wordplays.

Geoxpress:
Kr0ne maybe u didn't notice..but. There's 'cliche' early man.......and other wordplays.

smh... I also got complaints. But i reserved them till after voting's concluded. You should do same, pls.............

ELYMAXiimus:

smh... I also got complaints. But i reserved them till after voting's concluded. You should do same, pls.............

Ok

Opener----- Tie. Max's was better but the idea is similar to others Geo has been hit with in prior battles.

Rhymes----- ely

Simile/ metaphor----- tie

Punchlines---- Ely

Personals------ Geo gat this. That carry for head ish was very creative

Flow---- tie

Word play---- Ely. Both playes eachs names but his, I liked more.

Closer---- tie

Mvgt----- Ely

Hmm..........he's won then. Lagunna

Your votes would be appreciated here pls.

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Are we done here?..... Lagunna.

ELYMAXiimus:
Are we done here?..... Lagunna.

Maxi u up for a spar with me?

Illness:
Maxi u up for a spar with me?

no!

Yeah, I think we are done here..Body bag thingz

ELYMAXiimus Wins

Ely won this Bout

Lagunna
Its JigsawKillah not killer

JigsawKillah:
Lagunna
Its JigsawKillah not killer

Oga carpenter I don hear.. How u dey?

Lagunna:
Yeah, I think we are done here..Body bag thingz

ELYMAXiimus Wins

Lmao!

Max.......we can rematch later.

ELYMAXiimus:

no!

Why?

Illness:
Why?

cambridge question

ELYMAXiimus:

cambridge question

Nevermind I understand! You scared

Illness:
Nevermind I understand! You scared

aiit.

Max wins though the Ely man pun from Geo was nice.

Ibime:
Max wins though the Ely man pun from Geo was nice.

......yO sire Ibime waddup...? .....lets kick 30-LINES wat do u say.?

elymax . . .u'r m@d for including my nick in ur drop,. . here's my vote. . opener-geo
flow--elywack
personal-tie
rhyme-gen
aoc--elywack,vgt-elywack. .








tfu if u ever put my nick am0ng ur lines again. .f@g

elymax . . .u'r m@d for including my nick in ur drop,. . here's my vote. . opener-geo
punch-geo
personal-tie
rhyme-gen
aoc--elywack,vgt-elywack. .








tfu if u ever put my nick am0ng ur lines again. .f@g

Lol.. Sorry bro. I was only being creative. Nothing personal.
Am i forgiven? Captainflash