5naira:
Friday evening i was just home alone listing to music from my phone when i received a whatsapp message, as i open it was a message from one random lady which i cant remember how i even got her number, we started chatting from one topic to another,(i was realllly bored).Along d line she invited me to her church but i gave her excuses,she no gree and was persuading me..since it was the first time i just oblige, yesterday night she reminded me again..

Ok this morning i woke up quit early come prepare to follow her go church. 8:30 i was done and i called her to inform, one evil spirit enter my head say make i carry all my naira for house claim big boy, so i removed 1000note 7(#7,000)put for my left pocket come put 2 500note(#1,000) for right pocket incase of Appeal plus other small change for offering, as we reach their church, i waka enter male side go sidon she enter ladies side, when time for appeal reach i was the second to go out to give, when i got to the front to give the pastor, i put hand for my left pocket with hope that my Two five hundred was there con give pastor the money without even observing, as i was about leaving d pastor call me back to pray for me(for my mind i be like 'pesin no dey give una 1000naira for this side' ), he laid his hand on my head and said 'for giving God 7thousand naira today you are blessed', oboy na there i come remember say i put 7thousand for my left pocket, chei i nearly cry for church front but as a guy man i just maintain. i wan tell pastor say nah mistake i take give am d money but i say make i chill since i dey church, i con carry eye find d gal where carry me come church the girl just dey smile anyhow..if not for the grace of God i for fall for church front but as a man i take heart afterall God talk say him go provide for the needy..

After service i walked to the pastor office to reason with him since he was still a young man maybe he will understand with me but as i enter the office i see two fine sisters dey open leg sidon dey smile at me , i immediately turned to a gentleman, as i entered they stood UP to greet me(for their mind i get money no be small) but those girls Fine no be small Oo..Pastor no even let me talk(though i no get plan to ask am about d money again because of those fine girls) him begin dey pray dey put hand for my head ..after the prayer i left the office with real sadness for my mind abi heart .
...Na so my last card take go except the 1thousand left on my pocket and the most annoying part be say d girl no even follow me reach house atleast to give me punnany

so since i didn't give the money with my whole heart will God bless me
and provide another one Asap because na my last card be that or will my money go like that. That's funny.

Please help a brother Oo and help provide another one

naijaboiy:

Your punnany is in heaven

lwkm...

@Op blessed are those who give without expecting punnany

Btw, i am having a concert in my church next week....shey make i send one girl make she come call you for house?

vizkiz:



Btw, i am having a concert in my church next week....shey make i send one girl make she come call you for house?

vizkiz:


lwkm...

@Op blessed are those who give without expecting punnany

Btw, i am having a concert in my church next week....shey make i send one girl make she come call you for house?

Make em come with enough money for pocket too

5naira:
Friday evening i was just home alone listing to music from my phone when i received a whatsapp message, as i open it was a message from one random lady which i cant remember how i even got her number, we started chatting from one topic to another,(i was realllly bored).Along d line she invited me to her church but i gave her excuses,she no gree and was persuading me..since it was the first time i just oblige, yesterday night she reminded me again..

Ok this morning i woke up quit early come prepare to follow her go church. 8:30 i was done and i called her to inform, one evil spirit enter my head say make i carry all my naira for house claim big boy, so i removed 1000note 7(#7,000)put for my left pocket come put 2 500note(#1,000) for right pocket incase of Appeal plus other small change for offering, as we reach their church, i waka enter male side go sidon she enter ladies side, when time for appeal reach i was the second to go out to give, when i got to the front to give the pastor, i put hand for my left pocket with hope that my Two five hundred was there con give pastor the money without even observing, as i was about leaving d pastor call me back to pray for me(for my mind i be like 'pesin no dey give una 1000naira for this side' ), he laid his hand on my head and said 'for giving God 7thousand naira today you are blessed', oboy na there i come remember say i put 7thousand for my left pocket, chei i nearly cry for church front but as a guy man i just maintain. i wan tell pastor say nah mistake i take give am d money but i say make i chill since i dey church, i con carry eye find d gal where carry me come church the girl just dey smile anyhow..if not for the grace of God i for fall for church front but as a man i take heart afterall God talk say him go provide for the needy..

After service i walked to the pastor office to reason with him since he was still a young man maybe he will understand with me but as i enter the office i see two fine sisters dey open leg sidon dey smile at me , i immediately turned to a gentleman, as i entered they stood UP to greet me(for their mind i get money no be small) but those girls Fine no be small Oo..Pastor no even let me talk(though i no get plan to ask am about d money again because of those fine girls) him begin dey pray dey put hand for my head ..after the prayer i left the office with real sadness for my mind abi heart .
...Na so my last card take go except the 1thousand left on my pocket and the most annoying part be say d girl no even follow me reach house atleast to give me punnany

so since i didn't give the money with my whole heart will God bless me
and provide another one Asap because na my last card be that or will my money go like that

Please help a brother Oo and help provide another one

Aniroly:
na so your money take go ?