Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for
prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..
All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the
other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when
the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of
anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves
without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should
select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men
will still marry outside."
Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and
grabbed brother Deta who previously gave a testimony of
acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki..

1st commenta. Shoot them all.