I have decided this type of plan is the only GOOD one with a decent RETURN----------

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would
have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing
left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

That's cool

it's kinnda borin. . i cant fiqure why but it is

. . . .Nice . . .we can all see where the 401K has left most of wall streets "long term" high yield investors . . . .lol . . .serves them right . . ._{with all their subprimes . . ."bad mortgage resell" tricks . . . .and risky carry trades}

am not interested