12 TYPES OF STUDENT U MEET IN NIGHT CLASSES
The following are the different categories of people you
will meet in night classes.
1. Customer care agents: this category of people will
keep on receiving calls from the time the came to
class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry"
and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure
that they look at any slightest movement around
them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy
then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/
him. You will even wonder if these people actually
came to study or to observe others study.
3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When
you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that
the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when
their presence will be noticed.
4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy
every reader in that class but nobody could pick the
courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be
tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that
these preachers come to preach when they are tired of
reading and want to stretch themselves.
5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in
and out of the reading room every ten minutes.
Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors.
In an extreme cases they can read in four to six
classes in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed
because they look very innocent when they are reading
beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal
things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops,
wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the
person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will
just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and
sleep off. They will not open their book from the time
they came in till the time they left. They are always
victims of the category of people above. The bad thing
about these set of people is that the snore without
regards and they fart without conscience.
8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they
will start reading from the time they came in till dawn.
Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the
day.
9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera,
gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world
just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in
nursery class or university night class.
10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their
phones be. Some will even come with upto three
phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that
you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-
reading.
11. The toasters: if i mention everything without
mentioning our guys and babes who come to night
class to look for partners then my list is incomplete.
This is for people who are single and searching every
night.
12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to
class together, continue talking, chatting and touching
each other until they are tired then off they go. They
have gone to night class.