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| Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by Emperoh(m): 8:18am On Nov 10, 2008 |
If USA was Nigeria, today's papers Headlines would read something’s like: ·Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine) ·Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper) ·20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper) ·McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper) ·Elections rigged (Guardian Newspaper) ·No evidence of manipulation (NTA News) ·The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line) ·There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news) ·Election results for Arizona,Florida,New York awaited (Channels News) ·Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune Newspaper) ·McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT News) ·I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News) ·Ballot Papers and Electoral Officials Kidnapped at Chicago (ThisDay Newspaper ·Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injuried at New Jersey Polling Booth )(Daily Mirror) ·Obama: ‘I will soon roll out timetable for Royal Blessings’(PM News) ·Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phonix, handwork of ‘Obama Boys’ (Ogtv News) ·Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee.(Newswatch Magazine) ·$900Billion for Feeding Allowances for Obama’s Daugther(Presidential Spokeperson) .Awon OPC ji apoti idibo gbe. Eeyan ogorun farapa yan-nan yan-nan (Alaroye) ·INEC is a stooge - CNPP (because) .Militants disrupt Election In Ohio, Commissioner missing, Democrat's agents badly injured ( Post Express) .Police arrest 56 Area Boys, parades Ballot Box thieves (PM News) .Oju Ole Reeeeeeee - MCcain ( Akede Agbaiye) |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by sima(f): 8:22am On Nov 10, 2008 |
i reject it in jesus name. . thou shall never readeth this story  olorun maje |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by cbase: 8:31am On Nov 10, 2008 |
I dont know what dat means, but whatever it is AMEN  |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by sima(f): 8:33am On Nov 10, 2008 |
| . . thank you jare it meant i will not read d joke. . |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by Emperoh(m): 1:32pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
sima what now? No be so e dey happen for us? |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 1:36pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
true yarns how u dey empheroh? i missed u  |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by OGUNS2002: 1:40pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
true talk man |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by romsky: 1:48pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
Nigeria politics palaba |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by Gabry(f): 1:56pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
Loly. . . . Loly. . . Loly to God is the Haighest! Loly. . . Loly to God in da haighest! |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by mukina2: 3:27pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
*shakes head* only a scumtwat will do this  emperoh |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by Gabry(f): 3:29pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
Scumtwat? Na waaa! U will hurt Albert's feelings nne  |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by mukina2: 3:32pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
who is Albert?  if its Emperoh he likes the name |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by Gabry(f): 3:33pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
Yes, of course he should like his name cause his momma go giv him that name sha. |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by mukina2: 3:35pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
you don't get it His name is scumtwat manure dingbat for sports side |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by Gabry(f): 3:36pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
Na waa! Who go name him as such? What a bad taste? |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by romsky: 3:41pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
odeshi |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by mukina2: 3:46pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
gabrywyl: well he gave himself that name . |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 3:47pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
*looks on* |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by sima(f): 8:59pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
Emperoh:Ok oO. . gud luck wit dat i'm outtta here .  |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 10:45am On Nov 11, 2008 |
u mess wan run comot, e no go work! |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by tytylayor: 11:02am On Nov 11, 2008 |
@topic true tlk jare |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 11:20am On Nov 11, 2008 |
abiooo |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by cbase: 6:44pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
clemcykul: oooiba  |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by coolykdat(m): 8:51pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
9ja! we too mush! |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by cbase: 8:44am On Nov 12, 2008 |
Go Broadcast am |
| Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by sima(f): 8:46am On Nov 12, 2008 |
clemcykul:no be u throw dat dangerous tear gas. . . u nw wan blame am on mi abi |
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