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Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by mantech: 11:23pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
LAST YEAR MY FRIEND UPGRADED FROM GIRLFRIEND 5.0 TO WIFE 1.0 HE SOON NOTICED THAT THE NEW PROGRAM BEGAN UNEXPECTED CHILD PROCESSES THAT TOOK UP A LOT OF SPACE AND VALUABLE RESOURCES. IN ADDITION,WIFE 1.0 INSTALLED ITSELF INTO ALL OTHER PROGRAMS AND NOW MONITORS ALL OTHER SYSTEM ACTIVITIES. APPLICATIONS SUCH AS BACHELOR NIGHTS 10.3, SOCCER 5.0, BEER WITH BUDDIES 7.5, AND OUTINGS 3.6 NO LONGER RUNS, CRASHING THE SYSTEM WHENEVER SELECTED. HE CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP[b] WIFE 1.0[/b] IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE ATTEMPTING TO RUN HIS FAVOURITE APPLICATIONS. HE IS THINKING ABOUT GOING BACK TO GIRLFRIEND 5.0, BUT THE "UNINSTALL" DOES NOT WORK ON WIFE 1.0. HE HIS SEEKING TECHNICAL SUPPORT; THANKS, DEAR TROUBLE USER: THIS IS A VERY COMMON PROBLEM THAT PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT, MANY PEOPLE UPGRADE FROM GIRLFRIEND 5.0 TO WIFE 1.0, THINKING THAT IT IS JUST A UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAMS. WIFE 1.0 IS AN "OPERATING SYSTEM" AND IS DESIGNED BY ITS CREATOR TO RUN EVERYTHING!!! IT IS ALSO IMPOSSIBLE TO DELETE WIFE 1.0 AND TO RETURN TO GIRLFRIEND 5.0 IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO UNINSTALL, OR PURGE THE PROGAM FILES FROM THE SYSTEM ONCE INSTALLED. YOU CANNOT GO BACK TO GIRLFRIEND 5.0 [/b]BECAUSE [b]WIFE 1.0 DO NOT TO ALLOW THIS. ( LOOK IN YOUR WIFE 1.0 MANUAL UNDER WARNINGS - ALIMONY - CHILD SUPPORT ). I RECOMMEND THAT YOU KEEP WIFE 1.0 AND WORK ON IMPROVING THE ENVIRONMENT. I SUGGEST THAT INSTALLING THE BACKGROUND APPLICATION "YES DEAR" TO ALLEVIATE SOFTWARE AUGMENTATION. THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS TO ENTER THE COMMAND C:\ APOLOGIZE BECAUSE ALTIMATELY YOU WILL HAVE TO GIVE THE APOLOGIZE COMMAND BEFORE THE SYSTEM WILL RETURN TO NORMAL ANYWAY. WIFE 1.0 IS A GREAT PROGRAM, BUT IT TENDS TO BE VERY HIGH MAINTENANCE. WIFE 1.0 COMES WITH SEVERAL SUPPORT PROGRAMS, SUCH AS CLEAN 2.5, SWEEP 3.0, COOK 1.5 AND DO LAUNDRY 4.2. HOWEVER, BE VERY CAREFUL HOW YOU USE THESE PROGRAMS. IMPROPER USE WILL CAUSE THE SYSTEM TO LAUNCH THE PROGRAM NAG NAG 9.5. ONCE THIS HAPPENS THE ONLY WAY TO IMPROVE THE PERFORMANCE OF WIFE 1.0 IS TO PURCHASE ADDITIONAL SOFTWARE. I RECOMMEND SAREES 2.1 AND JEWELLERY 5.0. STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, INSTALL SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRT 3.3. [/b]THIS APPLICATION IS NOT SUPPORTED BY WIFE 1.0 AND WILL CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE OPERATING SYSTEM. [b]BEST OF LUCK TECH SUPPORT. |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:55am On Nov 11, 2008 |
Well I guess I know the ultimate software that 'll completel remove wife 1.0. . . . The name of the software is 'Divorce 3.5' . . . The best. . Try it out guys. . .the stuff really works. . |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sylve11: 9:32am On Nov 11, 2008 |
i have tried divorce 3.5 it works perfectly for |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by CuteAngel(f): 9:57am On Nov 11, 2008 |
Talking from experience? |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sylve11: 6:37pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
yes no |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by dani1luv: 6:42pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
noyes |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by cbase: 7:12pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
seyno |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by mohawkchic(f): 10:18pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
~You think!!~ |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sholabanke(m): 10:28pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Boss Ttdiamonds:can we install it before the system started malfunction or we wait until it start before we can install Divorce 3.5 |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sima(f): 1:03am On Nov 25, 2008 |
i think d first one |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by Gabry(f): 5:56am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Dont think . . . You must be sure. This is a matter of life and death |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sima(f): 9:47pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
OMG!! i'm scared |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sholabanke(m): 10:56am On Nov 26, 2008 |
thats true of cus |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sylve11: 4:24pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
sima: hey common, don't be scared for i am with thee all time |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by tosinadeda: 7:56pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
wetin do FORMAT 6.5 trust me that works well |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
i cant trust u wid 1naira am serious |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sholabanke(m): 12:10pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
who? |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sima(f): 6:52pm On Nov 28, 2008 |
mi |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sholabanke(m): 11:51pm On Nov 28, 2008 |
ight |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by CrazyMan(m): 11:59pm On Nov 28, 2008 |
@poster. That was a lovely cracker keep it up |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sholabanke(m): 12:08am On Nov 29, 2008 |
you want to turn him him to cracker? |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by bydot1(m): 12:16am On Nov 29, 2008 |
cracker biscuit i guess, hehehe |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by bydot1(m): 12:19am On Nov 29, 2008 |
*poster, nice one how about scandisk GIRLFRIEND 5.0 before installing WIFE 1.0 |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by sima(f): 2:29am On Nov 30, 2008 |
gud idea. . who is d gurlfriend sef |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by dbaptist1(m): 4:00am On Nov 30, 2008 |
hey try partitioning the hard disk to save up space and install wife 1.0 on one partion naming it house .bmc file |
Re: Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0 by gbolahan1(m): 1:48pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
Mantech,you are too much. I know you are talking from experience. Boss Tddiamonds, Divorse 3.5 is not the best software to uninstal Wife 1.0, it's Perseverance 9.0, it's just that it's somehow costly! |
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