The following are the different categories of people
you will meet in night classes in our various higher
instititution.
1. CUSTOMER CARE AGENTS: This category of people will keep
on receiving calls from the time they came
to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside them
"sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. THE LOOKERS: This category of people will make sure that
they look at any slightest movement
around them. If they ever see a beautiful/
handsome girl/guy then they will never cease
catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder
if these people actually came to study or to observe
others study.

3. THE PREACHERS: I am sure this set of people annoy every
reader in that class but nobody would
pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody
wants to be tagged ''enemy of God's word''. The worst
part is that these preachers come to preach when
they are tired of reading and want to stretch
themselves.

4. THE ITENARANT READERS: They are people who move in and
out of the reading room every ten
minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about
the corridors. In extreme cases they can read in
four to six classes in a night.

5. THE UNARMED ROBBERS: Yes I call them 'unarmed' because
they look very innocent when they are
reading beside you waiting for the operation time.
TheY steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/
wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks e.t.c
depending on the person's level of expertise and
stealing intentions.

6. THE CHRONIC SLEEPERS: Hmmm, this set of people will just
enter the class and lay their face on
the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book
from the time they came in till the time they left.
They are always victims of the category of people
above. The bad thing about these set of people is
that they snore without regards and they fart without
conscience.
7. THE ASH-CRAMMERS: They are our first classers, they will
start reading from the time they came in
till dawn. Sometimes I wonder what they will be
doing during the day.

8. THE GLUTTONS: they will buy biscuit, Viju milk, Lacasera,
Gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in
the world just to attend night class. You will wonder
if you are in nursery class or university night class.

9. THE PINGERS: This set of people will never let their phones
be. Some will even come with about
three phones. Pressing their phone every now and
then that you will wonder if they are actually
studying or proof-reading.

10. THE TOASTERS: If I mention everything without mentioning
our guys and babes who come to night
class to look for partners then my list is incomplete.
They are single and searching
every night.

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Midegee:
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lirusehn:
latest bullh*t on NL

not surprised,afterall u don't reason lyk humans