If you knt eat dis 1 den is it d vag**a own dt has a baby head dt u ll eat..(Saw dat 1 smwhr)I kn eat dem as far as say na cake.

She may be a plumber.

That cake is disgusting though. I could only eat that if I'm paid to do so.

EroticAngelina:
Jesu Christi!! I feel so disgusted right now! WTF!! I will not eat this shii!!! god4bid! yuck

if I hear

EroticAngelina:
Jesu Christi!! I feel so disgusted right now! WTF!! I will not eat this shii!!! god4bid! yuck

Why you dey lie like this, e good for your eye? E good for your eye?

kennygee:
I'm guessing her life is full of shit right now.

Oya, guess dey go.

blizard44:
Those whitees are weird.

Even if I manage to chew the stuff, I doubt if it will sail smoothly down my throat.

That smell of poo:@

But you'll be able to devour a cake shaped like boooobs or pussey abi?

rozzay:
I no go lie I will eat it o

U sabi jooor!!!

sweetBummsy:
All I can say is Eeeeeewwwwww..

Taa, gbafue here

LadyCaty:
If you knt eat dis 1 den is it d vag**a own dt has a baby head dt u ll eat..(Saw dat 1 smwhr)I kn eat dem as far as say na cake.

What's vag**a??

fr3do:


my dear, it is a slang for the male organ.
You ought to have coded the meaning, why should a man be interested in any other thing that a girl sucks?!

:oU're funny but i don't find it funny

1960chic:


U're funny but i don't find it funny

it wasnt meant to make you laugh.

Zohan:

Why you dey lie like this, e good for your eye? E good for your eye?

she talk say her boyfriend, chinedu dey play for arsenal

Heaven knows I can't eat this sh1t to save a life.

fr3do:


it wasnt meant to make you laugh.

So irritating and disgusting. ...
I can't eat this.

Godmystrength:
so the cake was the husband's idea?

Err...he was the delivery man; he knew about it

My worry is what exactly could have led into the celebrant thinking of such shii....she prolly could be a cake lover and at the same time stingy, stingy as much as not wanting most people to eat outta the cake 'cause they may feel irritated; she wants it all to herself.
BTW, na me go first cut my share commot sef; i'll eat it with all pleasure!!

WC toilet as cake - what next? Coffin?? Rubbish

At topic, no I will NEVER eat such a cake. Ugh

fr3do:


she talk say her boyfriend, chinedu dey play for arsenal

Shut up, I'm the planter, u're the plantee. Lol

Sweet

Am not surprise. Its my job too.

Zohan:

But you'll be able to devour a cake shaped like boooobs or pussey abi?

So u knw pussey bt you are askin wat is vag**a..

LadyCaty:


So u knw pussey bt you are askin wat is vag**a..

I can see someone's stalking me... But its cOol.

Zohan:

I can see someone's stalking me... But its cOol.

Story..

LadyCaty:


Story..

For the gods... Efi awusa

Zohan:

For the gods... Efi awusa

Efi igbo

She probably spends a lot of time on the toilet

LadyCaty:


Efi igbo

Lol

See them forming... It's just a cake, it doesn't bite. That is what i called real creativity!

Zohan:

Shut up, I'm the planter, u're the plantee. Lol

lol

A shitty birthday i guess

Happy shitty birthday

Many more shitty years ahead

Have a shitty filled day.

Madness