Blame it on Technology and evrything else but you know what? It's all good

_singing,,,,
o ya ooo, ju pa,
o ya ooo, ju pa,
oya oooju di,
o ya ooo, ju di ju di

Its always been good, dont know y u've been getting all worked up and ish, I still Love ya a$$ and u know it.

You still do? You could have fooled me.

_{singing in the key of ukwua}Sussanah abi you no dey shame
You no love me again Money go, woman go.

Cam back cam back cam back to me, Oh Schoolgirl cam back to me.

_singin
Leftee, i'm gona have a baby
Doctor says U r the daddy

Seriously I'm too upset to talk right now. Seriously.

whatever!!!!, na sing i dey, abeg, no dey add ur own soundtrack

_singing

Never played "Hide the salami"
Hell! never even played "stinky fingers"
Must be the second coming

Hi Scorp, what it is?

nuffin much, my loff i'm wonderin y two lovers r quarrellin

More like 1 lover realising that it's all bs and throwing in the towel. No quarrels, no hard feelings

I'm on the phone with ur wife, she sayz to ask you to forget errything, dat she loves u except if u want make she n una manager abi na boss enter d same pata dey fight

_singing
Na love I love O
No be crase i crase o
I sabi loff when I see am.
Dis one get as e be.

Hey Scorp, check out our divorce letters:

[b]Subject: Divorce Letter

Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've
been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came
home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked
your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and
ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is,
I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife



Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far
cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your
constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off
all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look
just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say
anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I
went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother
had just borrowed fifty dollars from me ! that morning and your negligee
was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got
home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you
have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter
that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free![/b]

lmao, u dey crase ni

I still don't know what came over me. To have given so much of myself to someone so undeserving.

Anyway sha. i go just chalk um up to experience

whats ur own, this morning?

You are on my list. I am blazing today. Venting. hating. Self-hating. Exasperated. all of the above