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You will not live to see tomorrow if you are a scammer.

No more countdown abeg..... you all should go chill for house

rodhy:


wow, dtz too much
why will u even go to d extent of abusing someone's mum, dtz very bad, I didn't know guys too act lyk dz o

I advice you ignore the derogatory comments to avoid a share of them.

Lol..... wetyn man no go see for this thread: madman feeling sane.

Am i d only one whose friends think is lying about his admission .... OAU is a disgrace... Am tayad .. I already quit my job last month ending tok a friend der to stat dz month hoping i will resume dz month now they wan take leave .... Okay nd jamb don pass... Na ogun go killl dz ASUU ooo... Am tayad #sad #niggasober

Y'all should chill a bit for the 52 working days break for ASUU conjecture to be official. just get yourself prepared in all ramifications...

segunjordan:
Am i d only one whose friends think is lying about his admission .... OAU is a disgrace... Am tayad .. I already quit my job last month ending tok a friend der to stat dz month hoping i will resume dz month now they wan take leave .... Okay nd jamb don pass... Na ogun go killl dz ASUU ooo... Am tayad #sad #niggasober

Lolz! I think as civil people we should watch what we type with our brains and think with our hands. You'll resume one day,You'll graduate one day too. There is really no point hiring the "god of iron" to kill your lecturers-to be.

segunjordan:
Am i d only one whose friends think is lying about his admission .... OAU is a disgrace... Am tayad .. I already quit my job last month ending tok a friend der to stat dz month hoping i will resume dz month now they wan take leave .... Okay nd jamb don pass... Na ogun go killl dz ASUU ooo... Am tayad #sad #niggasober

Yours better na. I resigned three fucking months to be loaded for study. But what, OAU fucking relegate my spirit.

Shori:
Lolz! I think as civil people we should watch what we type with our brains and think with our hands. You'll resume one day,You'll graduate one day too. There is really no point hiring the "god of iron" to kill your lecturers-to be.

Lol.... lose it a bit chairman, the guy was just being comical.

Iamoluwaslim:
Yes i do need one! d one mummy uses! refer me to dat one!

Like seriously? The one mummy uses? does it run in the family? well, I don't really know the one she uses because I don't even know who the hell she is...of course you guys have a mother to son relationship, so you can easily ask her, I'm sure she's gonna tell you. And if she doesn't, probably because she derives pleasure in your miserable life or something, you can ask other family members, It's crystal clear you and your momma can't be the only one suffering from the illness, if other affected members have access to one, they might tell you.


Not bickering with you actually, just trying to advise you and if you don't wanna yield, that's your personal problem.......Have a nice day

Shori:
Lolz! I think as civil people we should watch what we type with our brains and think with our hands. You'll resume one day,You'll graduate one day too. There is really no point hiring the "god of iron" to kill your lecturers-to be.

that one no mean say make i ngrown white hair because of one day .. Come on... And d iron god part guy u be streets na.. Na joke... But i dey para o i swear..

drdrei09:
Like seriously? The one mummy uses? does it run in the family? well, I don't really know the one she uses because I don't even know who the hell she is...of course you guys have a mother to son relationship, so you can easily ask her, I'm sure she's gonna tell you. And if she doesn't, probably because she derives pleasure in your miserable life or something, you can ask other family members, It's crystal clear you and your momma can't be the only one suffering from the illness, if other affected members have access to one, they might tell you.


Not bickering with you actually, just trying to advise you and if you don't wanna yield, that's your personal problem.......Have a nice day

Oga you get time oo

Olusanya333:
Lol.... lose it a bit chairman, the guy was just being comical.

I know.

Olusanya333:
Lol.... lose it a bit chairman, the guy was just being comical.

. Your name looks familiar,from the 2013/2014 thread or so... which course,sir?

drdrei09:
lol......don't really have the intention of exchanging words with him. I think the guy needs help......He needs to see a therapist asap, for his own good.

lolz...not only a therapist,a pharmacist as well.

Shori:
. Your name looks familiar,from the 2013/2014 thread or so... which course,sir?

Biochemistry, for now.

Olusanya333:
Oga you get time oo

lol.....i tried not to be an interloper here or engage in any form of verbal missile with this addlebrained and dull-witted guy that calls himself iamoluwaslim.......it's crystal clear his intent here is to lampoon people in order to gain cheap attention. On a normal day, I don't respond a toothless bulldog and motherfucking asshole like him because when you meet them in real life, they ain't capable of looking directly into your eye twice. Yet, they come online and feign whatchamacallit

No matter how agitated or Frustrated one is,OAU will teach you how to be patient... 3 Months more??..I just hope this is false.. Time is so precious and OAU is wasting our Time..I pray for a better OAU..#Sobs

drdrei09:
lol.....i tried not to be an interloper here or engage in any form of verbal missile with this addlebrained and dull-witted guy that calls himself iamoluwaslim.......it's crystal clear his intent here is to lampoon people in order to gain cheap attention. On a normal day, I don't respond a toothless bulldog and motherfucking asshole like him because when you meet them in real life, they ain't capable of looking directly into your eye twice. Yet, they come online and feign whatchamacallit

damn!

lol.. Funny posts here. Of a truth, some people's parent will be like.... Abi this boy admission na scam ni?..... Friends will be like 'this guy just dey bobo us jare, chai, he can lie .... Younger once will be like.... Bro, na every month una de change calendar?
Great ife !!. Indeed great ath thou..lol

drdrei09:
lol.....i tried not to be an interloper here or engage in any form of verbal missile with this addlebrained and dull-witted guy that calls himself iamoluwaslim.......it's crystal clear his intent here is to lampoon people in order to gain cheap attention. On a normal day, I don't respond a toothless bulldog and motherfucking asshole like him because when you meet them in real life, they ain't capable of looking directly into your eye twice. Yet, they come online and feign whatchamacallit

I think the guy should consider himself lucky for being incessantly ignored to mesmerize in his royal stupidity.

greatdavid1:
lol.. Funny posts here. Of a truth, some people's parent will be like.... Abi this boy admission na scam ni?..... Friends will be like 'this guy just dey bobo us jare, chai, he can lie .... Younger once will be like.... Bro, na every month una de change calendar?
Great ife !!. Indeed great ath thou..lol

I tell you.

PaulWillbliz:
damn!

Tip of an iceberg.

greatdavid1:
lol.. Funny posts here. Of a truth, some people's parent will be like.... Abi this boy admission na scam ni?..... Friends will be like 'this guy just dey bobo us jare, chai, he can lie .... Younger once will be like.... Bro, na every month una de change calendar?
Great ife !!. Indeed great ath thou..lol

lmao ..

Olusanya333:
Tip of an iceberg.

lol, boss. Issokay nah.

greatdavid1:
lol.. Funny posts here. Of a truth, some people's parent will be like.... Abi this boy admission na scam ni?..... Friends will be like 'this guy just dey bobo us jare, chai, he can lie .... Younger once will be like.... Bro, na every month una de change calendar?
Great ife !!. Indeed great ath thou..lol

hehehe..abi nau

chisombenedicta:
Another 3months?
*faints*

*splashes water on ha face,slaps ha cheeks gently nd cals ha back 2 life*

OMG!!! Wat is goin on herewhy ar all of yhu carryin long faces, get up jhor. Wu told yhu abt dat three months nonsense Personally, my mum works in a university environment nd she told me nt to worry cause evn though ASUU actually brought up d issue, house of rep sed dey wuld try anything within deir power for the strike not to take place nd dey ar tryin to meet all d demands of ASUU, she evn sed evn if dey strike sef, it no go reach pass one week. So why ar ye all sittin!! Gerrup nd start packing yhur thinz, we ar resuming ion d 23rd!!! Chisonbenedicta comeon continue the countdown.
*dances shakiti bobo to psquare's 'bring it on' with a confused look on d face*

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Larrah:
Are u guys tinking at all! We've been home for over 6months and all u culd do is exchange insultive words, anoda 3 month n u are still not tinking. What we need nw is peace so we can all pray 4 quick resumption and not dis rubbish! @Iamoluwaslim just keep quiet for once, must u reply everyone, let's all be matured and stop behaving like kids! Someone shuld keep mute 4 d oda, is dis how u gonna be behaving in ur various hostel. Pls let dis madness stop cos dats not wat we need now n u know wat I mean. Thanks

I'v repented ma! anoda 3 months? Gosh! mogbe ooo

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WE SAY NO TO 56 DAYS OF WORRIES, FRUSTRATION AND CONFUSION
WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE RESUMING
APRIL 24 2016
WE FRESHERS PLEAD OUR CASE WITH YOU
YORUBA WILL SAY "IF TWO ELEPHANTS ARE FIGHTING...... ...IT THE GRASS THAT WILL SUFFER"
IT WOULD BE UNDONE SIRS/MAS IF I FAIL TO RECOGNIZE THE MERITORIOUS AND SELFLESS SERVICE OF THE INDOMITABLE DILIGENT ASUU STAFFS IN THE EDUCATIONAL DEVELOPMENT OF THE UNIVERSITY
TRULY THEIR 56 DAYS LEAVE IS DESERVED
BUT SIRS/MAS, WE MUST NOT FAIL TO RECOGNIZE THE EFFECT THIS LEAVE IF GRANTED AT THIS TIME COULD HAVE ON THE INCOMING FRESHERS, THE STUDENTS, THE ACADEMIC CALENDAR AND THE DIGNITY ALSO THE REPUTATION OF THE SCHOOL
WHY THE LEAVE MUST NOT BE GRANTED
FRESHERS HAVE BEEN AFFECTED PSYCHOLOGICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY
AFTER WRITING UTME MORE THAN A YEAR AGO
WE ARE YET TO RESUME
FRESHERS ARE NOW SHOWING INDIFFERENCE TO THEIR ACADEMICS
CAUSE THEY ARE AFFECTED EMOTIONALLY
AFTER WAITING FOR THE SECOND LIST LIKE WAITING FOR THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST
12 PERCENT ALREADY FORGOT THEY HAD ADMISSION, 88 PERCENT OF FRESHERS ARE THROWN INTO EXILE OF FRUSTRATION, WORRIES AND CONFUSION
WHAT IS TO BE DONE
AS VLADIMIR LENIN WILL ASK "WHAT IS TO BE DONE"
WHAT IS TO BE DONE
WE PLEAD WITH THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES TO LOOK INTO THIS MATTER AND SHOULD PUT THE FRESHERS INTO CONSIDERATION
OUR DEMANDS
1.WE PLEAD THAT OAU SHOULD RESUME NEW SESSION ON APRIL 24
2.WE PLEAD THAT FRESHERS SHOULD START REGISTRATION
3.WE PLEAD THAT FRESHERS RESUMPTION SHOULD NOT BE DELAYED IN THE FUTURE
WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COOPERATION SO FAR
LONG LIVE OAU
LONG LIVE ASUU
SIGNED
COKER OLUWAPELUMI OLANIPEKUN JOHN
SOTIKARE OLAKUNLE
CC:ASUU OAU SECRETARY
CC: VICE DEAN,DIVISION OF STUDENTS AFFAIRS
CC:GREAT IFE STUDENTS UNION
CC:CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER, STUDENT UNION
NOTE
THIS LETTER WAS SUPPORTED BY A LARGE NUMBERS OF FRESHERS