Prescott nd kunle, sorry

Jayooluwa:

for real? Y?

yeah... because I commented with a link to a website... where is my Kaseshi

ItzTun3chi:

yeah... because I commented with a link to a website... where is my Kaseshi

yhu no c am for my nose?

Jayooluwa:

yhu no c am for my nose?

how have you been
you missed me don't lie

ItzTun3chi:

how have you been
you missed me don't lie

yhu?? Missed yhu?? YHU dat didnt gist me abt dat movie. I don forget sef.

...Coming through from #EduregardTeam/Fynestboi

http://eduregard.com/oau-freshers-online-orientation-programme-join-today/

Subsequent to previous additions to whatsapp groups and rendering of helps to freshers in varying positive dimensions, we bring to you "OAU Freshers' Online Orientation Programme" .

First of its kind, so it's going to be an orientation programme like never before ; surely will be helpful, an orientation programme even the VC would love to devour ; definitely will be interesting, an orientation programme you would forever be happy to recall ; of course will be engaging, you would think it was football ; And most of all, will be entertaining ; not that you should expect Sean Paul.

WHAT IS THE ORIENTATION PROGRAMME ALL ABOUT?
We might call it an eye-opener, or refer to it as some What-You-Should-Know's, well maybe we should stick to 'Orientation'. You get to know the What's, Why's and Where's, even before the normal school orientation programme.

WHERE IS THE ORIENTATION TAKING PLACE?
Live on OUR Whatsapp group. You just cross ur legs while lying on your bed and get all the information you need about your new school. If you are yet to join the group, kindly forward a message to 08094909939 or 08147922560 to join the house.

WHEN IS THE ORIENTATION PROGRAMME GOING DOWN?
Kickstarts on Monday, 9th of May, 2016. It spans for a week.

WHAT TO EXPECT?
- Rigorous run-through's on helpful topics to get you initiated as a fresher.
- Ask questions on whatever might seem like confusion
- Bedspace Allocation Worries Resolutions
- Interaction with your departmental executives
- Basic tutorials e.g CGPA Calculation
- And loads more.......

TOPICS TO EXPECT??
- The Academic environment for students at Obafemi Awolowo University.
- How to live a healthy life on OAU campus
- Dealing with stubborn roommates in the hostel
- Multi tasking and Time Management on OAU campus
- Freshers’ euphoria and First days on OAU Campus
- Spiritual Life Of A Student On OAU Campus - Moving Closer To God
- How To Make Money As A Student On OAU Campus
- How To Start Your Political Ambition On OAU Campus
- Full Tutorial On How To Navigate OAU E-Portal Without Hassles
- Top 30 Places You Must Know On OAU Campus
- Top 10 Students You Must Know On OAU Campus
- How To Win Scholarships As A Student
- 10 Surest Tips That Will Keep Your CGPA High On OAU Campus
- Dealing with sports on campus - how to join football teams e.t.c
- What is CGPA? How To Calculate CGPA
- How to balance social life with academics
- Some Things You Should Know About Former OAU First Class Students
- Top Best 5 OAU Websites You Must Know
- Top 10 Religious Fellowships On OAU Campus
- Islamic Joints And Mosques Locations On OAU Campus
- 5 Categories Of Big Boys On OAU Campus
- For Health Sciences Students - What You Must Know About Your College On OAU Campus
- Types Of Relationships You Should Never Have On OAU Campus
- Dealing With Light And Water On OAU Campus
- Studying In OAU Hostels - Hit Or Miss?
- Some Popular Lecturers You Must Know On OAU Campus
- Why Good Grades Matter On OAU Campus
- Surest Ways To Get A Babe On OAU Campus

This I getting toooooo long, but expect a whole lots more.

SOME NOTABLE SPEAKERS YOU WILL BE RELATING WITH?

- FYNESTBOI - President, Dept Of Philosophy and a Nairaland Moderator.
- ADETULA DAVID - CEO Of OAUPEEPS
- FATTKAY - CEO Of EDUREGARD, undergraduate of computer science.
- JAYTOP - Former President Of Psychology
- ASH HENRY - Social director + Sports Director, Faculty of dentistry.
- Papidinho - Former Gen Sec. Of ETF Hall, Class Rep Of Local Government Studies.
- U.K Rakpor - CEO SleekSoccer, Sports Addict.
- Dockthor - CEO TweakNation, Social Media Publicist, Technology Savvy, undergraduate of Material Science.
- CEO Of LautechBank - Top Edu Platform all the way From Lautech.
- Tosyne2Much - Award Winning and Well Known Writer.
- Ghydyon - P.R.O of SCASSON OAU chapter, class representative of dept of guidance and counselling.
- Ueskman - Top notch student in the dept of Sociology and Anthropology.
- Damilola Johnson - Well known final year student of Dramatic Arts.
- Omofoye Adebola - Fin. Sec. Of Faculty of Art Students Association, Undergraduate of history and international relations.

This is also getting too long, just anticipate some surprise guest speakers.

Now can I get a reason why you shouldn't be there?

This is our piece, it's yours for the taking
The OAU ground you are about to step into might be dirty, this is an opportunity for the raking
We want you to come in with an academic earthquake, so the walls of OAU would feel the shaking
Records were meant to be set, but they are yours for the breaking.

See you there!!!

Don't forget to join the group - Forward a message to 08094909939 or 08147922560.

Courtesy - EDUREGARD
Website - www.eduregard.com
Join us on Facebook & Twitter @Eduregard

Jayooluwa:

yhu?? Missed yhu?? YHU dat didnt gist me abt dat movie. I don forget sef.

sorry now... you even kept me in your mind slef

LordEmerald:



what will the electives be??

so many electives,so u choose anyone u like ie SEO,SEG,SEP,SET,SEM,SEL,SEA,SEH etc. But there jst 2000 spaces for electives.if u don't register early, electives myt finish.

LordEmerald:



what will the electives be??

so many electives,so u choose anyone u like ie SEO,SEG,SEP,SEM,SEL,SEA,SEH etc. But there jst 2000 spaces for electives.if u don't register early, electives myt finish.

Useless school. I can't wait to get the Bleep out.

Viewing this topic: ddoi ( m ) ( Go Up ) gud a. m

Jayooluwa:

hehehehe, I GIVE UP!! Wat is nw d wierd thing?

#using my hands... is the weird thing..... I can cook up a solution to almost any faulty "tech"... and... and.... I can play with my pen... and... and... I can play the keyboard...... a bit.... how about that :p

Fynestboi, so if yhu ar nt on whatsapp, yhu will miss all dese? , i feel like wailing

Jayooluwa:
Fynestboi, so if yhu ar nt on whatsapp, yhu will miss all dese? , i feel like wailing

You will get the articles on each topic here.

ItzTun3chi:

sorry now... you even kept me in your mind slef

look at yhu oh, didnt we talk afta den sef, I jst remembered nd i vexed. Oya tell me wat happened

Dapoxion:


#using my hands... is the weird thing..... I can cook up a solution to almost any faulty "tech"... and... and.... I can play with my pen... and... and... I can play the keyboard...... a bit.... how about that :p

is dat d wierd thing?? Nd here i was tinking maybe yhu walk backwards or sumfin

Fynestboi:


You will get the articles on each topic here.

kul, wat of if we av questions?

Jayooluwa:

kul, wat of if we av questions?

Drop and tag me...

Fynestboi:


Drop and tag me...

Kuuul

Guess who's gonna open d ftc?

Yes, itz me!!

Welcoming myself to ftc

Ftc!!

Now!!

Ftc, wetin happen?

F

T

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I don taya sef

*sighs* ftc, if i catch yhu. I'll sell yhu

Ftc?

I h8 yhu