An interview with Gbenro Adeoye of Punch Newspaper. Read below:

Did you write exams in school in these big words?
I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels.WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.


Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’? ( The guy find trouble)
I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax Nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?
I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so.
The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.

Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating?
Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people
have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep. We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?
Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.

Source: http://brainxpansion..com/2014/10/waec-seized-my-english-results-three.html

I had a good laugh...hahahahah.

kozaic:
I had a good laugh...hahahahah.

Same here..I like his style dis dude wud soon speak his grammer on CNN, ugo as white's go dey nod

(laughing in distance).......hahahahahahaha

what more comical relief can I ask for on this Sunday morning. Tnx @ OP.

Why won't they siezed it? When most people don't understand what you speak nor write?

I was late in commenting cos I was reading with my dictionary

Mehn dis is hilarious....
I bet d interviewer does not even understand all dis man is saying....

I just booked this space should in case this makes front page

Haha dis man has killed my oooooh ROTFLMAO

Hahahaha...his trouser speaks grammar too

Okaaaaay! verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising.

I was just reading and laughing!

Suyaing, pepper souping was all I could understand!

Absolute comic relief!

wonder y our comedians fail to invite him to perform in shows

I think his life is just a nasturium hernous ridiculous sloganeering words mixed with slurry dress code with his smithereenous trouser, sir u need medical attention to end ur squeamish illness and to regain ur mendular cavity back. For now i shut my vocal cavity for more observation.

I think his life is just a nasturium hernous entity, he uses ridiculous sloganeering words mixed with slurry dress codes with his smithereenous trouser, sir u need medical attention to end ur squeamish illness and to regain ur mendular cavity back. For now i shut my vocal cavity for more observation.

exposing their lower anatomical contours

why won't they seize the result when you wan kill then with English

I like this man's audacity to carve out his own way of life. But the only problem is that he is fast becoming a comical character than a politician. Good for him anyway.

brainpower:
I like this man's audacity to carve out his own way of life. But the only problem is that he is fast becoming a comical character than a politician. Good for him anyway.

d dude aint a politician

Lol,av died,peppersoup ko,maggisoup ni

Yohji Yamamoto.