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Which Type Of Slap(igbati)have You Recieved From Your Mother To Correct You? by yazach: 10:22am On Oct 13, 2014
Yorùbá Mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.

Yorùbá Mothers produce the best range of slaps:

IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IBOJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.

These slaps will make you think you were adopted.

IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

IGBARUN, IGBAJU an IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime including your self without hesitation.

ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pant.

Now ABARA is the worst… You will attempt to rub where it landed but ur hand won’t reach up to it.

And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.

When you receive IGBAJU OLOYI, you’ll lose balance and your head will go into “auto-search” as you’ll be wondering what hit you. This will make
you confess the greatness of God!

OH! IGBAJU OLOYI… it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,DUMB, and DAFT).

God bless Yoruba Mothers for the good upbringing.

If you were brought-up in Yoruba Land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you most have encountered these slaps… Have you? If Yes, name D 1 U av received and tell us your action after receiving it. Dont kill d fun.

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