Comedian Chris Rock was interviewed on TV and when asked who he thinks will win the US presidency, he answered, Hmmmmmmmm "Obama". ?!
The journalist then asked him, Why do you think Obama will win?
He replied:" This guy is from Kenya . Have you ever run a race with a Kenyan and won ? "

thats a nice one. . hardly get disappointed by Rock's jokes. hmm u remember 'head of state' his movie?

lysaa dey form

form wetin?

u get comma 4 head

if na joke stop am o, wetin be this? i'm just respecting myself so i don't get ban, u nor unsderstand? FYI, i get am for muscles flenty flenty. . ina nu?

oya dear nor vex

oh u want to beg? chicken! u for wait make i give u kunfu this night. . rabbish

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. .
dun
suffa
4
d
hand
of
lysaa
i wld get it bak @ u i promise

love in the air!

is it love for obama? it'd berra be

dani u and who go do that one?

lysaa:

oh u want to beg? chicken! u for wait make i give u kunfu this night. . rabbish

Hisses in yoruba like sey na better person dey talk tseeww

i know u want fight. . nor be me go fall ur hand u hear, i be ya sister, leave me hand!

and i be your father as well

how r u louisa

why u wan know?

wetin be your own, u dont forget say na my wife

samyyyyyyyyyyyy, LTNC.

i'm good, how are u?

@studio,
thanks bro for the protection

shioooooooooo

kolo'

lysaa:



@studio,
thanks bro for the protection

yeah, i have my reasons

Nice joke.  

comot here arusi okija,


what reasons do u have to ask me questions about my wife?
dnt u see she changed her profile picture and the new one fits the kings like us, 

your wife dey inside my car as im talking to u right now, how about that

yes, she is inside your car while you are on a cybercafe,

She is probably bringing the car back since u borrowed it last week

hahaha, sammy, spare my bro small na.

ibk, what are u looking for here

Sam Milla:

yes, she is inside your car while you are on a cybercafe,

She is probably bringing the car back since u borrowed it last week

what is cyber cafe sef

well, she love the taste of my ice cream, how about that?

u dey do ice cream? why all the ice creams u dey give me carry supreme label?

which ice cream, and which supreme label?

you dont know what cyber cafe mean yahoo boy,
why u dey fear, i don tell u say i no dey work for efcc again

im happy u finally don make it known to sam,
bros this is another evidence

Sam Milla:

which ice cream, and which supreme label?

you don't know what cyber cafe mean yahoo boy,
why u dey fear, i don tell u say i no dey work for efcc again

i still dont know what u mean by cyber cafe,

i know im too responsible to be a yahoo boy for sure,

and for lyssa, forget her for real, nor be fight