Here are some stories making headline news across Nigerian newspapers this week.

1. Ghana plans to export electricity to Nigeria. They have been exporting fuel and now electricity. Is that supposed to impress us? We're already exporting Nigerians to Ghana. Can you beat that?
2. Buhari commissions a report on how to defeat Jonathan. That’s easy. Find the missing $20bn before Oritesjafor’s limousine distributes it to hungry voters.
3. 2015: I’ll shun personal, sectional agenda, says Jonathan. Day don break. Based on my experience you don’t learn laws of grammar at old age.
4. Nigeria’s problems started in 1914 — Walter Carrington. This CIA man sef! How can you blame the British for Boko Haram when we know their sponsors?
5. With 2.4m barrels of oil per day Nigeria has no business being poor.” Well, well, well. With people confusing stealing with corruption…
6. You cannot claim credit for Ebola success story, APC tells Jonathan. But if it had failed, he would have been blamed. Abi?
7. Refineries operated at 10.5% capacity in June – NNPC. Wasn't the 2012 removal of oil subsidy supposed to boost it to 80%? Empty promises!
8. Missing $10.8bn audit report ready November —Okonjo-Iweala. Ngoo baby, if it took that long to cook the books, then, it must be a big mess.
9. I’m well now, back soon -IBB. Please come back. We need you to be able to illustrate the difference between small stealing & corruption.
10. ‘Jonathan, 6th richest African president’. There you have it. We used to be first until he came. Another reason not to reelect him.


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