Lysaa was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just 5 minutes before her operation.

"What's the matter?" Her friend asked.

She said,
"I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't panic, I'm sure you will do fine."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?" her friend says.

"She wasn't talking to me''. Lysaa replied.
''She was talking to the doctor''.

hey newb, we dont come to this section to bend our mouths, we actually open them,

Maybe the Doc just grad 4rm Medschool . . . .I too won't want nonoe of that touchin me . . .

ha ha ha Sam abeg take am easy on the Poor dude, leave am may e bend e mouth if e wan bend am na

Wetin be ur own na

O boy bend ur mouth as u like jare, if that one no do u, make sure say u twist am

i dont mind twisting da mouth

Maybe stroke don catch am

abi na epilepsy

It should be convulsion.

na so una wicked reach?

jamb questionnaire

Answer Johr

nah, i wont

nw my head aches. .
which kin yeye joke be dis. .

well your head was not ok,
The joke was to make u laugh to see if your head will be good but since you got more confused .
I am sure doctor milla cant cure you

puhlez. . . d problem hia is ur borin joke, my head is all gud

hahaha, you think being able to say A,B.C.D.E.F to Q, makes your head good,

I dont blame you,

The joke na yeye joke because you are browsing from a scientific calculator,
Get a dual core processor like me and recheck the joke,

whateva. . ur joke's still borin

n' if i was browsin 4rm a scientific calculator, at least i'll ccc sum funny things to laugh at

I no blame you,
We will talk when you are released from the mental hospital.

I wonder why they allow patients to browse,

well, i must say. . .  i don't know what u're talkin about
because last time i checked. .  u were d patient in that institution with critical issues 
i was just in that mental hospital 2 retrieve d pen i forgot. .

ok dats enough

naijababe2:

ok that is enough

Why are u telling them to cease fire, I'm enjoying this!

@Sam & Ray Pls keep firing on all cylinders. It is obvious who is mental among the two of you!!

oboy see teeth!

nairaland draculla

vampire

that would suck ya blood.

OOOOOhh God! who stopped dat fight?

question

question

answer my friend

Who called for the Dracula?


Da Dracula has arrived!