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10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:41pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Additional Jokes |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:54pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
THE SHOP THAT SELLS EVERYTHING Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything". Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back". Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken" "How much?" asked Paddy. "Three quid." replied the salesperson. "Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom. He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?" The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock." |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by BossTtdiamonds(m): 10:05pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
NAME THAT FLAVOUR A professer from the Washington State University was doing a test on children, so he brought in a bunch of first graders then he gave each of them a lifesaver all the kids got the same colour at the same time. Red=Cherry Green=Lime Orange=Orange Yellow=Lemon Then he gave them all a honey flavored one after a while all the children couldn't figure it out so the professer gives them a hint "This is something your mommy might call your daddie" Then one little girl looked at the professer and the other children in horror then she yells "Spit them out . . . .they are assholes" |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by shakara4u(m): 3:41pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
waxed,recycled and stale, and u open ur mouth and spill rubish, try harder,u will get better |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by Nelson6(m): 3:45pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
that was mean @boss ttdiamonds kudos i enjoyed ur jokes |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by shakara4u(m): 3:52pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
kudos i enjoyed your jokes gud sense of humour, ur type will tell him to go to hell,and he will look forward to the trip |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by Nelson6(m): 3:57pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
just the way i told u and indeed u looked forward to the trip. of wat benefit is it to u, 2 cause odas their joy huh |
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