Hello, Announcement to all of you that as from today i am the Rev Father of this forum, in case of any hook up pls don't fail to contact me for the wedding ritual. all dates and times should be included on the contact to the rev father and invitation should also be made to fellow nairalanders.
may the peace of the Lord be with you all.

thanks
God Bless you all

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rev_father:

Hello, Announcement to all of you that as from today i am the Rev Father of this forum, in case of any hook up please don't fail to contact me for the wedding ritual. all dates and times should be included on the contact to the rev father and invitation should also be made to fellow nairalanders.
may the peace of the Lord be with you all.

thanks
God Bless you all

Can you imagine the nonsense??
Wedding ritual my ass. The only licensed ritualist on Nairaland is me.

@ All N'landers

Please disregard this post as the poster is a 419er trying to contract illegal marriages.

how dare you speak to the priest of the Almighty God. do you want fire to consume you. in fact before i open my eyes disappear from this thread because you are not needed here, hell is your dwelling place. God bless you as you return to your dwelling place

rev_father:

how dare you speak to the priest of the Almighty God. do you want fire to consume you. in fact before i open my eyes disappear from this thread because you are not needed here, hell is your dwelling place. God bless you as you return to your dwelling place

Nigerian film.

Now you had better close this thread before I invoke the wrath of Amadi-oha on you.

you speaking again, you xperience what happened between the prophets and Elijah on mountain Carmel some 3000 yrs ago. so i command you in the name of God in heaven and the blood of Jesus to shut up your mouth to save your life.

God bless you for being an obedient child