Someone calls you up at 2 a.m in the morning and asks if you are sleeping?

Answer: No I am picking beans



You are at the ticket counter at the cinemas and a friend asks you “What you are doing here?”

Answer: I came to pay my school fees



Someone sees a pregnant lady and asks: “Are you expecting a baby?

Answer: No I am carrying a bus in my stomach



Someone sees you dressed up on Sunday with your bible and asks “are you going to church?”

Answer: No I am on my way to the club



You’re standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, “Are you going up?”

Answer: “No, I’m waiting for my Office to come down and get me.”



You go to buy recharge card and give the seller N100 and he still asks you “how much?”

Answer: Tell him N1,500



Someone runs into you on the road and asks ‘na you be this’

Answer: No, my father when he was young



You get soaked by the rain and someone asks if rain beat you

Answer: No, I fell on top of shit

Thieves burst into your house in the middle of the night and your wife asks you “Honey who are these people?”

Answer: They are our fellowship brothers



You slap somebody and they ask “Did you just slap me?”

Answer: No I just kissed your cheek


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What shud I tel dis fellow asking me what I'm doing in d bathroom?

Very hilarous

Intacta:
What shud I tel dis fellow asking me what I'm doing in d bathroom?

Give the person a red slap. Lola! Regards Boss

Abisoyee:
Someone calls you up at 2 a.m in the morning and asks if you are sleeping?

Answer: No I am picking beans



You are at the ticket counter at the cinemas and a friend asks you “What you are doing here?”

Answer: I came to pay my school fees



Someone sees a pregnant lady and asks: “Are you expecting a baby?

Answer: No I am carrying a bus in my stomach



Someone sees you dressed up on Sunday with your bible and asks “are you going to church?”

Answer: No I am on my way to the club



You’re standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, “Are you going up?”

Answer: “No, I’m waiting for my Office to come down and get me.”



You go to buy recharge card and give the seller N100 and he still asks you “how much?”

Answer: Tell him N1,500



Someone runs into you on the road and asks ‘na you be this’

Answer: No, my father when he was young



You get soaked by the rain and someone asks if rain beat you

Answer: No, I fell on top of shit

Thieves burst into your house in the middle of the night and your wife asks you “Honey who are these people?”

Answer: They are our fellowship brothers



You slap somebody and they ask “Did you just slap me?”

Answer: No I just kissed your cheek


For more updates, I remain @iamposhkid on Twitter and Instagram. You can also add Poshkid’s Corner BBM Channel with C00396EEB and get instant updates. Or visit www.poshkidscorner.gidicentral.com

Someone sees you dressed up on Sunday with
your bible and asks “are you going to
church?”.non be everybody wen carry Bible dey go church. some dey use am to cover face

asuustrike1:

Someone sees you dressed up on Sunday with
your bible and asks “are you going to
church?”.non be everybody wen carry Bible dey go church. some dey use am to cover face

. No na ILE KEU ah dey go

Hahahaha