TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING
HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are
always in the
bank, common
pen dey won't have. This people
are very
dangerous, once u borrow them
the pen, u might find it difficult
to
identify them,
At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "can I
have ur pen"
Believe me bros, that is the last
time u will see
that Pen
(except if u are lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:
Immediately they
enter the
bank, even before taking d slips
(withdrawal or
deposit) all they do is to know
the last person and u hear
them
saying, I
am at ur back. If care is not
taking 8 people can
tell
u "I dey ur back", then at the end
of the day, they cause
confusion (na me
dey hin back, I don tell am I was
here before u
blah
blah)
3 - The No protocol team: These
kind of people don't
obey
the first come, first serve slogan,
they are
mouthed
in the
bank, immediately they come in,
they just walk up to
the
cashier or manager, he ask them
to sit down and
within 5 mins
they have completed there
transactions while u
still dey dere
dey look like mumu for queue.
(There is God
oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees:
These people will
always have a
problem with the bank door,
then u see dem removing their
belts,car keys, mobile phones etc
and yet the
machine keeps
shooting "pls go back" My bros
next time come
to
bank naked, biko, he go allow u
in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind
of people can
waste slip for
Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip
or deposit slip
na
jamb questions, u see them
canceling,
tearing ,squeezing
and taking
another one. To write common
3780 naira in
words
na gobe. Even the so called
undergraduates are found
wanting in this
scenario...CHAAYE!
6 - The exile men: These people
usually behave
like
dem no dey this world since 2
years, they will always be
asking for
today's date, even after telling
them the correct
date, they
will ask someone else again. I tire
for these
people. PLS WHICH NUMBER U
FALL IN D ABOVE
U must fall under one
ooooooooo

na the new trend for nairaland be this?

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True
What of people who patiently join the queue and when if gets to their turn, they are told "insufficient fund".

They'll be like "so they'v not paid salary" , "meka has not sent me this money"

space book next time them go post 10 type of people u meet in face me i slap you house.