Hehehe.... I laughed so Hilariously!

This man is a real comedian. I love his guts.

gregg2:
1. "Everyone should observe a minute silence for
All
Progressives Congress. May their soul rest in
perfect peace. They’ve departed our state
forever".

2. "I am the Governor that eats Boli (roasted
plantain) with you and drinks Abgo Jedi (local
herbal
drink) with you".

3. "You have successfully suported me in sending
them(APC) back to their masters in Lagos. Not in
our history again will they come back to our
state".

4. "God said to me that I should say with my
heart;
that i should forgive Ekiti people for removing me
in
the first place. I declare peace, prosperity
employment, progress and stomach infrastructure
for the people of Ekiti".

5. "It is difficult for a man to get a second
chance. I
will banish hunger in your midst. I will work hard
to
put food on your table".

6. "I am going to appoint a special adviser for
stomach infrastructure. Tarring your road is
wonderful, but food in the stomach is important.
Already, I am grooming your chickens for
Christmas
and I am getting your rice ready".

7. "Fayemi had the money and power, but he
disconnected himself from the people. We have
over
157 state accounts, and none of them has
N1million
in it".

8. "My government was seized in the jugular by
the
power mongering demagod. The ship of state
drifted
with neither compass nor navigator. You know
them,
they are always the first to paint a picture that is
different from the truth in the media."

9. "The same margin I gave to Adebayo was the
same I gave to Fayemi. The only difference is that
Fayemi was defeated in the 16 local government
areas. It was 16-0."

10. "To the Ekiti civil servants, this is new govt.
You
must support the new govt. Anyone that do
politics
will be sacked".

11. "The Head of Service, all Permanent
Secretaries
that are appointed after June 21, should give
way".

12. "I am not going to recognise the newly
created
LCDAs. I am only going to share the state
resources
among the 16 LGAs recognised by the
constitution.
God catch them, they forgot to amend the law on
boundary".

13. "That government house you are looking at,
when we finish here, I am going to lead you there.
You are going to sleep there tonight. Open all the
rooms and sleep there".

lol
Oshoko Mole, Ebora Ekiti.
Governor Ayodele Fayose Peter.

This is d man we are been waiting for. here is d new wind blown