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How The Devil Makes Use Of Pple In The KIRK by MaleoPearls(m): 10:28am On Oct 19, 2014
1. Pressing of phone in the kirk during service.
2. Answering/making of calls during service.
3. Sleepin/dozing durin service.
4. Sitting down when instructed to stand.
5. Opening ur eyes & looking @ dos praying instead of praying too.
6. Wearing head phones while in kirk.
7. Saggin ur trouser/skirt in church.
8. Checkin out a luvly&cute bro/sis.
9. Discussin wit a broda/sista while d service is on instead of concentratin.
10. Gossipin about choristers, pastors, a sista or a broda.
11. Murmurin wen they cal for much donations afta d normal kirk offerin.
12. Toastin a sis/bro in church.
13. Flirtin wit a bro/sis in church.
14. Tellin urslf in ur mind"oh dis pastor shud finish up dis sermon na, so dat one would go home" esp. durin prolngd sermon.
15. Coming to church late mayb shortly b4 or durin sermon.
16. Leavin d church b4 closin prayer.
17. Checkin out wat odas re wearin, consciously monitorin d dress, fashion & style of odas.
18. Forcin urself to speak in tongues just because odas r speakin in tongues.
19. When d pastor calls for d 1st timers & u refuse to step out, wen u re vry sure u re actually visitin dat church 4 d 1st tym.
20. When d pastor calls 4 alter call for odas dat re nt yet born again & u refuse to go out.
21. Walkin up/down frequently like 2/3 times when u re nt an usher.
22. Disobeyin ushers/church workers e.g wen u r directd on where to seat.
23. Looking @ ur watch mid-sermon, esp. durin long sermon.
24. Lustin afta d pastor/pastress
25. Seatin in front & spreadin ur legs apart consciously or unconsciously.
All these things re d works of d devil to hinder u 4rm recievin ur blessin in church. We re all guilty one way or d oda. WHICH ONE ARE U GUILTY OF? Think abt it & make amends.
A HAPPY SUNDAY TO U ALL!!!

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