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Brilliantly Funny Kid by dada01(m): 4:54pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
8 year old son. Father: son can you plz go and buy me a soft drink. Son: coke or pepsi? Father: coke. Son: Diet or regular? Father: regular. Son: bottle or can? Father: bottle. Son: 500ml or 1 litre. Father: Dammit jst buy me water!!!!!!!. Son: natural or mineral? Father: mineral!!!! Son: cold or hot? Father: im gona strike you wit a broom you idiot!!!!!!! Son: stick broom or soft broom? Father:Stop this you little animal!! Son: cow or pig? Father: get the hell outta hear you little bastard!!!!! Son: Now or later? Father: NOW!!!! Son: so are you gonna throw me out or not? Father:im gona kill you!!!! Son: wit a gun or knife? Father: i am gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!! Son:in the head or stomache? Father: you pest. Son: cockroach or Rat. Father: Bleep youuuu!!!!!! Son: with a condom or flesh? Father : (fainted) Son : are u dead or sleeping? You are laughing now. I made ur day right, so thank ME. ..... Am waiting [B]Funny APKOS[/B] akpos was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Heineken,dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice!!!... One word for akpos [b]8 year old son. Father: son can you plz go and buy me a soft drink. Son: coke or pepsi? Father: coke. Son: Diet or regular? Father: regular. Son: bottle or can? Father: bottle. Son: 500ml or 1 litre. Father: Dammit jst buy me water!!!!!!!. Son: natural or mineral? Father: mineral!!!! Son: cold or hot? Father: im gona strike you wit a broom you idiot!!!!!!! Son: stick broom or soft broom? Father:Stop this you little animal!! Son: cow or pig? Father: get the hell outta hear you little bastard!!!!! Son: Now or later? Father: NOW!!!! Son: so are you gonna throw me out or not? Father:im gona kill you!!!! Son: wit a gun or knife? Father: i am gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!! Son:in the head or stomache? Father: you pest. Son: cockroach or Rat. Father: Bleep youuuu!!!!!! Son: with a condom or flesh? Father : (fainted) Son : are u dead or sleeping? You are laughing now. I made ur day right, so thank ME. ..... Am waiting [B]Funny APKOS[/B] akpos was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Heineken,dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice!!!... One word for akpos [/b]8 year old son. Father: son can you plz go and buy me a soft drink. Son: coke or pepsi? Father: coke. Son: Diet or regular? Father: regular. Son: bottle or can? Father: bottle. Son: 500ml or 1 litre. Father: Dammit jst buy me water!!!!!!!. Son: natural or mineral? Father: mineral!!!! Son: cold or hot? Father: im gona strike you wit a broom you idiot!!!!!!! Son: stick broom or soft broom? Father:Stop this you little animal!! Son: cow or pig? Father: get the hell outta hear you little bastard!!!!! Son: Now or later? Father: NOW!!!! Son: so are you gonna throw me out or not? Father:im gona kill you!!!! Son: wit a gun or knife? Father: i am gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!! Son:in the head or stomache? Father: you pest. Son: cockroach or Rat. Father: Bleep youuuu!!!!!! Son: with a condom or flesh? Father : (fainted) Son : are u dead or sleeping? You are laughing now. I made ur day right, so thank ME. ..... Am waiting [B]Funny APKOS[/B] akpos was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Heineken,dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice!!!... One word for akpos 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Brilliantly Funny Kid by Edwinmason(m): 5:03pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
LOLS |
Re: Brilliantly Funny Kid by amtiredalryt: 5:11am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Rily funny |
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