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999 by dreday(m): 9:36pm On Nov 14, 2008
While making out, an embarrassed couple recently landed themselves in trouble when they accidentally dialled 999 in a moment of passion. Police received the emergency call from a mobile phone at 2am and could hear the muffled sounds of what sounded like a distressed woman. When the woman didn't answer, police traced the call to a house in Jokes section, Nairaland, and officers rushed to the address. According to the Police the couple, who answered the knock on their door at just after 2am, were rather surprised and got a little flustered to find uniformed police on the doorstep. Their dishevelled appearance was soon explained, it seems the physical activity taking place had been of the amorous rather than violent kind. In the throes of passion they had managed to roll on top of the telephone, which was resting on the floor, and accidentally depressed the number nine button.

The Nairaland Police Force have deliberately kept the identity of the couple a secret.But if you think you knw who they are,feel free to share your thoughts.
Re: 999 by unix4real1(m): 10:02pm On Nov 14, 2008
God please let me laugh to this joke cos i found it difficult to do so embarassed
Re: 999 by Nobody: 10:06pm On Nov 14, 2008
angry
Re: 999 by studio43(m): 10:17pm On Nov 14, 2008
who thief your bread ?
Re: 999 by Bbeee: 10:27pm On Nov 14, 2008
so funny i forgot to laff cry
Re: 999 by SeanT21(f): 1:51am On Nov 15, 2008
lipsrsealed grin

You owe me 3 seconds of my life that I wasted reading this ragedy Joke!!
Re: 999 by Magnate021(m): 2:18am On Nov 15, 2008
laugh no come oooo!
Re: 999 by Raysima(f): 3:08am On Nov 15, 2008
awwww. . . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy @topic tongue
Re: 999 by cbase: 11:33am On Nov 15, 2008
bad belle's make una just laugh, dats the essence

anyway @topic
as one of the Policeman, I hereby Secretly declare the identities of the two Couples

SIMA & STUDIO lipsrsealed
Re: 999 by studio43(m): 12:12pm On Nov 15, 2008
cheii,
see as agbero like Cbase dey reason grin
Re: 999 by cbase: 2:04pm On Nov 15, 2008
yeah, Philosophers always reason cheesy
Re: 999 by Gabry(f): 2:53am On Nov 16, 2008
Thats the thang with you guys. You go read the joke and than you comment, Me, I go read your comments and than I comment. cool
Re: 999 by cbase: 1:27pm On Nov 16, 2008
Greater than>
Less than<
Re: 999 by Raysima(f): 8:34am On Nov 17, 2008
cbase:

bad belle's make una just laugh, that is the essence

anyway @topic
as one of the Policeman, I hereby Secretly declare the identities of the two Couples

SIMA & STUDIO lipsrsealed


dont look at mi. . studio rolled on it
Re: 999 by Gabry(f): 9:07am On Nov 17, 2008
[size=20pt]correct[/size] grin
Re: 999 by Raysima(f): 9:11am On Nov 17, 2008
grin grin grin
i know u'll support mi jare. .
Re: 999 by Gabry(f): 9:31am On Nov 17, 2008
[size=20pt]of course. Thats why I go hunt down that timmfikk for you now[/size] grin
Re: 999 by clemcykul(f): 10:12am On Nov 17, 2008
funny joke grin

very tyte one
Re: 999 by Ify3: 11:23am On Nov 17, 2008
Na this Naija abi na another Naija wey police dey answer distress call wey you no give them house address?
Re: 999 by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Nov 17, 2008
hi newbie kiss
Re: 999 by cbase: 9:03pm On Nov 17, 2008
a New Bee in the house,
**Pulls basket over his head and hides from the bee**
Re: 999 by clemcykul(f): 3:24pm On Nov 18, 2008
*[s]and the bee stings him inside the basket to death[/s]*

see u in paradise grin
Re: 999 by Gabry(f): 3:29pm On Nov 18, 2008
shocked shocked cry cry cry cry WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A ha ha ha WAHHHH!!!!! cry cry cry cry cry
Re: 999 by Moyola(f): 3:32pm On Nov 18, 2008
diz joke d£y vex me angry
Re: 999 by Gabry(f): 3:37pm On Nov 18, 2008
shocked shocked shocked embarassed lipsrsealed WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry cry cry cry cry
Re: 999 by CuteAngel(f): 3:40pm On Nov 18, 2008
cbase:

a New Bee in the house,
**Pulls basket over his head and hides from the bee**

And the bee stings him inside his KINI, and he refuse to tell anybody  just nursing his pains silently  sad cry
Re: 999 by Moyola(f): 3:45pm On Nov 18, 2008
CuteAngel:

And the bee stings him inside his KINI, and he refuse to tell anybody just nursing his pains silently sad cry

hehe. . . . hao du yu know? cheesy
Re: 999 by CuteAngel(f): 3:50pm On Nov 18, 2008
I saw him scratching it tongue
Re: 999 by clemcykul(f): 3:55pm On Nov 18, 2008
and its so swollen that it touches the ground

aww poor Cbase grin embarassed
Re: 999 by Moyola(f): 3:56pm On Nov 18, 2008
haha. . . . una bad o!! cheesy

CuteAngel:

I saw him scratching it tongue

telme yu didnt enjoi seeing him sratchin it. . . cheesy
Re: 999 by Gabry(f): 4:27pm On Nov 18, 2008
of course she does grin
Re: 999 by CuteAngel(f): 4:34pm On Nov 18, 2008
yes o grin it was fun watching especially wen he was twitching his mouth like blablabla,
and he showd me his 32 grin ;Dwen he caught me gazing at him

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