While making out, an embarrassed couple recently landed themselves in trouble when they accidentally dialled 999 in a moment of passion. Police received the emergency call from a mobile phone at 2am and could hear the muffled sounds of what sounded like a distressed woman. When the woman didn't answer, police traced the call to a house in Jokes section, Nairaland, and officers rushed to the address. According to the Police the couple, who answered the knock on their door at just after 2am, were rather surprised and got a little flustered to find uniformed police on the doorstep. Their dishevelled appearance was soon explained, it seems the physical activity taking place had been of the amorous rather than violent kind. In the throes of passion they had managed to roll on top of the telephone, which was resting on the floor, and accidentally depressed the number nine button.

The Nairaland Police Force have deliberately kept the identity of the couple a secret.But if you think you knw who they are,feel free to share your thoughts.

God please let me laugh to this joke cos i found it difficult to do so

who thief your bread ?

so funny i forgot to laff

You owe me 3 seconds of my life that I wasted reading this ragedy Joke!!

laugh no come oooo!

awwww. . . @topic

bad belle's make una just laugh, dats the essence

anyway @topic
as one of the Policeman, I hereby Secretly declare the identities of the two Couples

SIMA & STUDIO

cheii,
see as agbero like Cbase dey reason

yeah, Philosophers always reason

Thats the thang with you guys. You go read the joke and than you comment, Me, I go read your comments and than I comment.

Greater than>
Less than<

cbase:

bad belle's make una just laugh, that is the essence

anyway @topic
as one of the Policeman, I hereby Secretly declare the identities of the two Couples

SIMA & STUDIO

dont look at mi. . studio rolled on it

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i know u'll support mi jare. .

[size=20pt]of course. Thats why I go hunt down that timmfikk for you now[/size]

funny joke

very tyte one

Na this Naija abi na another Naija wey police dey answer distress call wey you no give them house address?

hi newbie

a New Bee in the house,
**Pulls basket over his head and hides from the bee**

*[s]and the bee stings him inside the basket to death[/s]*

see u in paradise

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A ha ha ha WAHHHH!!!!!

diz joke d£y vex me

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cbase:

a New Bee in the house,
**Pulls basket over his head and hides from the bee**

And the bee stings him inside his KINI, and he refuse to tell anybody  just nursing his pains silently  

CuteAngel:

And the bee stings him inside his KINI, and he refuse to tell anybody just nursing his pains silently

hehe. . . . hao du yu know?

I saw him scratching it

and its so swollen that it touches the ground

aww poor Cbase

haha. . . . una bad o!!

CuteAngel:

I saw him scratching it

telme yu didnt enjoi seeing him sratchin it. . .

of course she does

yes o it was fun watching especially wen he was twitching his mouth like blablabla,
and he showd me his 32 ;Dwen he caught me gazing at him